Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.
I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
https://smash-eliquid.com/
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of
recompence is nigh
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.
The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?
I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.
The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
by Ledge of Kentucky