SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.

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You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.

https://websiteseostats.com/

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going