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SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507
, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506
, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505
, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504
, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503
, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502
, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501
, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500
, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499
, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498
, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497
, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495
, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494
, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493
, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492
, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491
, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490
, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489
, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484
, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483
, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482
, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481
, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480
, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479
, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478
, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477
, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku #67476
, by Facts are tough sometimes....
May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of
recompence is nigh
Haiku #67475
, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku #67474
, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku #67473
, by vhs
May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku #67472
, by Darth Support Squad
May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.
The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?
I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.
The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku #67471
, by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470
, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469
, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku #67468
, by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku #67467
, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku #67466
, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku #67465
, by vhs of horny female werewolf
May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku #67464
, by Where's the queef?
May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku #67463
, by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku #67462
, by vhs
May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku #67461
, by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku #67460
, by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku #67459
, by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku #67458
, by vhs of vengeful
May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET
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