BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
310 Days
and
68075 Haikus
later...
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku #67514, by dw
May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET

Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku #67513, by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku #67512, by Checked the Archives
May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET

driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku #67511, by AmongstTheRabble
May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET

Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku #67510, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET

I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku #67509, by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET

I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku #67508, by dw of basically sums it up
May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET

SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET

Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET

https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET

You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET

https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku #67476, by Facts are tough sometimes....
May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku #67475, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku #67474, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku #67473, by vhs
May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku #67472, by Darth Support Squad
May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku #67471, by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku #67468, by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku #67467, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku #67466, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku #67465, by vhs of horny female werewolf
May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET