balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
by iamback of guess
Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
by Anonymous Poet
If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
by Gus Hall of 1976
the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
by pakunoda of neverland
Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
by Anonymous Poet
hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
by leorio of yorknew city
my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
by barack obama
my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
by Anonymous Poet
You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
by Put and Caste of Untouchable
ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*
*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a
golden toilet....
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
by Posturing with excellent posture