Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 340 Days and 72801 Haikus later...

my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku # 67558, May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by barack obama
my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
Haiku # 67557, May 25, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
Haiku # 67556, May 25, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
Haiku # 67555, May 25, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
Haiku # 67554, May 24, 2020 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
Haiku # 67553, May 24, 2020 4:42 pm ET
by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
Haiku # 67552, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
Haiku # 67551, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
Haiku # 67550, May 23, 2020 11:24 am ET
by Put and Caste of Untouchable
ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
Haiku # 67548, May 23, 2020 12:12 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
Haiku # 67547, May 23, 2020 12:08 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
Haiku # 67546, May 23, 2020 12:03 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
Haiku # 67545, May 23, 2020 12:01 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
Haiku # 67544, May 23, 2020 12:00 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
Haiku # 67543, May 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
Haiku # 67542, May 22, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku # 67541, May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku # 67540, May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku # 67539, May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
Haiku # 67538, May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku # 67537, May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku # 67536, May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku # 67535, May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
Haiku # 67534, May 20, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku # 67533, May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku # 67532, May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku # 67530, May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku # 67529, May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku # 67528, May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku # 67527, May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku # 67526, May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 67525, May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku # 67524, May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku # 67523, May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku # 67520, May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku # 67519, May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku # 67518, May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku # 67517, May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku # 67516, May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku # 67515, May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku # 67514, May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku # 67513, May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512, May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511, May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510, May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509, May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508, May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507, May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
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