Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 181 Days and 70640 Haikus later...

Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku # 67539, May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
Haiku # 67538, May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku # 67537, May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku # 67536, May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku # 67535, May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
Haiku # 67534, May 20, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku # 67533, May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku # 67532, May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku # 67530, May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku # 67529, May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku # 67528, May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku # 67527, May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku # 67526, May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 67525, May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku # 67524, May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku # 67523, May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku # 67520, May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku # 67519, May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku # 67518, May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku # 67517, May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku # 67516, May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku # 67515, May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku # 67514, May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku # 67513, May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512, May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511, May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510, May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509, May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508, May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507, May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku # 67506, May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku # 67505, May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku # 67504, May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku # 67503, May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku # 67502, May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku # 67501, May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku # 67500, May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499, May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498, May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku # 67497, May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496, May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495, May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67491, May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490, May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489, May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
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