BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
200 Days
and
67585 Haikus
later...
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku #67526, by vhs
May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET

I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku #67525, by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET

bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku #67524, by vhs
May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET

Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku #67523, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET

maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku #67522, by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET

you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku #67521, by vhs
May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET

so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku #67520, by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET

Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku #67519, by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET

well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku #67518, by vhs... of drink me
May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET

Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku #67517, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET

Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku #67516, by dw
May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET

My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku #67515, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET

Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku #67514, by dw
May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET

Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku #67513, by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku #67512, by Checked the Archives
May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET

driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku #67511, by AmongstTheRabble
May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET

Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku #67510, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET

I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku #67509, by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET

I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku #67508, by dw of basically sums it up
May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET

SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET

Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET

https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET

You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET

https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET