Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 259 Days and 71098 Haikus later...

To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku # 67527, May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku # 67526, May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 67525, May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku # 67524, May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku # 67523, May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku # 67520, May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku # 67519, May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku # 67518, May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku # 67517, May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku # 67516, May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku # 67515, May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku # 67514, May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku # 67513, May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512, May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511, May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510, May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509, May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508, May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507, May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku # 67506, May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku # 67505, May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku # 67504, May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku # 67503, May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku # 67502, May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku # 67501, May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku # 67500, May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499, May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498, May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku # 67497, May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496, May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495, May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67492, May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku # 67491, May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490, May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489, May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488, May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487, May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486, May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485, May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484, May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483, May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482, May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481, May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479, May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478, May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477, May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
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