No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.

You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)

Come on, they were Jews!
They'd dance 'round ANYTHING gold.
Toilets, poop, goose eggs.

Oy vay! I know, I'm telling you!

Golden balot eggs.
Balot served on a bagel.
Gold duck abortions.

The best way to visit the Philippines is don't.
The shitty food is enough reason to stay away.
Litter and apathy another.
The women are all lying, cheating, scamming whores. Far worse than US women, I can tell you that!
I would rather fuck an honest whore in Thailand than marry a cheating, scamming, lying "wife" from the Philippines. And then kids get involved in all this... fuck, sad for them, I'll tell you. Shitty world.
Fucking hell, I almost think Trump is right... keep all these piece of shit scamming foreigners out of the US. Do NOT bring them there. Fuck fuck fuck... I let in a scamming whore to be a US citizen. Fucking hell.
Life is absolute shit.
Can't wait until this "lockdown" shit is over... get me the fuck out of here.

Hard boiled duck abortions. That sums up the Philippines.

Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.

SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)

Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.

To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.

i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....

I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.

bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business

Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.

maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit

you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.

so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...

Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.

well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving

Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar

Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!

My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart

Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.

Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.

Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)

driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!

Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.

I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!

I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?

SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.

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You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors