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No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku #67533
, by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku #67532
, by Green Card of Please Mister
May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku #67530
, by Balut Egg of Basho-san
May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku #67529
, by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku #67528
, by Tyrone of Hokkaido
May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku #67527
, by Line of lines
May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a
golden toilet....
Haiku #67526
, by vhs
May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku #67525
, by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku #67524
, by vhs
May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku #67523
, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku #67522
, by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku #67521
, by vhs
May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku #67520
, by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku #67519
, by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku #67518
, by vhs... of drink me
May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku #67517
, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku #67516
, by dw
May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku #67515
, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku #67514
, by dw
May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku #67513
, by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku #67512
, by Checked the Archives
May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku #67511
, by AmongstTheRabble
May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku #67510
, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.
I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku #67509
, by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku #67508
, by dw of basically sums it up
May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507
, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506
, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505
, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504
, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503
, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502
, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501
, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500
, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499
, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498
, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497
, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495
, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494
, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493
, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492
, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491
, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490
, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489
, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485
, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484
, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483
, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
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