BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku #67541, by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET

Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku #67540, by Lush of Cloud X
May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET

Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku #67539, by Lush of My Old KY Homo
May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET

I havenâ
Haiku #67538, by Lush of 40475
May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET

Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku #67537, by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET

hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku #67536, by scotch of shut down the internet
May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET

Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku #67535, by Elton Jaun
May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET

so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
Haiku #67534, by Killdozer of First Break Up
May 20, 2020 1:11 pm ET

No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku #67533, by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET

You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku #67532, by Green Card of Please Mister
May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET

Come on, they were Jews!
They'd dance 'round ANYTHING gold.
Toilets, poop, goose eggs.

Oy vay! I know, I'm telling you!

Golden balot eggs.
Balot served on a bagel.
Gold duck abortions.

The best way to visit the Philippines is don't.
The shitty food is enough reason to stay away.
Litter and apathy another.
The women are all lying, cheating, scamming whores. Far worse than US women, I can tell you that!
I would rather fuck an honest whore in Thailand than marry a cheating, scamming, lying "wife" from the Philippines. And then kids get involved in all this... fuck, sad for them, I'll tell you. Shitty world.
Fucking hell, I almost think Trump is right... keep all these piece of shit scamming foreigners out of the US. Do NOT bring them there. Fuck fuck fuck... I let in a scamming whore to be a US citizen. Fucking hell.
Life is absolute shit.
Can't wait until this "lockdown" shit is over... get me the fuck out of here.

Hard boiled duck abortions. That sums up the Philippines.
Haiku #67531, by Fuck balot... Fucking duck abortions!
May 19, 2020 2:27 pm ET

Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku #67530, by Balut Egg of Basho-san
May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET

SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku #67529, by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET

Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku #67528, by Tyrone of Hokkaido
May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET

To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku #67527, by Line of lines
May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET

i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku #67526, by vhs
May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET

I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku #67525, by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET

bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku #67524, by vhs
May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET

Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku #67523, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET

maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku #67522, by vhs of invest in gold turds from hong kong
May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET

you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku #67521, by vhs
May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET

so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku #67520, by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET

Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku #67519, by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET

well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku #67518, by vhs... of drink me
May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET

Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku #67517, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET

Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku #67516, by dw
May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET

My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku #67515, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET

Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku #67514, by dw
May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET

Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku #67513, by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku #67512, by Checked the Archives
May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET

driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku #67511, by AmongstTheRabble
May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET

Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku #67510, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET

I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku #67509, by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET

I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku #67508, by dw of basically sums it up
May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET

SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Haiku #67497, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET

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May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET