Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 162 Days and 77043 Haiku later...

Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
Haiku # 67542, May 22, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku # 67541, May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku # 67540, May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku # 67539, May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
Haiku # 67538, May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku # 67537, May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku # 67536, May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku # 67535, May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
Haiku # 67534, May 20, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku # 67533, May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku # 67532, May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku # 67530, May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku # 67529, May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku # 67528, May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku # 67527, May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku # 67526, May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 67525, May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku # 67524, May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku # 67523, May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku # 67520, May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku # 67519, May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku # 67518, May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku # 67517, May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku # 67516, May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku # 67515, May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku # 67514, May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku # 67513, May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512, May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511, May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510, May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509, May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508, May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507, May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku # 67506, May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku # 67505, May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku # 67504, May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku # 67503, May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku # 67502, May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku # 67501, May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku # 67500, May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499, May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498, May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Haiku # 67497, May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496, May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495, May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67492, May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
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