Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 314 Days and 76707 Haiku later...

Got your feewings hurt?
Don't like people protesting...
"Just clean my toilet"

"I need a haircut"
Poor tender kittens. World burns
Now they run and hide
Haiku # 67608, June 5, 2020 9:46 am ET
by You can't virtue signal when you got no virtue
Lost cursed milquetoasts ALL.
Virtue-signalling Liberals
defending Black crime...
Haiku # 67607, June 4, 2020 6:21 pm ET
by Leftist Elitists of the Damned
Haiku # 67606, June 3, 2020 4:23 am ET
by Lush of Where Eagles Dare tonrescue the ingrates
Cocktail Molotov?
Take yo fucking mask off, bitch
Conversation, teit
Haiku # 67604, June 3, 2020 4:20 am ET
by Lush
Racism & schism
Haiku # 67603, June 3, 2020 4:18 am ET
by Lush
Lest morons forget
Civilization is best
Monkeys scatter poop
Haiku # 67602, June 3, 2020 4:17 am ET
by Lush of Caucasia
Anonymous school
Show me yer face -/ fucking tool
Self effacing... drool
Haiku # 67601, June 3, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Not a colored thief of Earth
Ain't nothing to it.
You are oppressed with the rest:
too many choices.
Haiku # 67600, June 2, 2020 8:39 pm ET
by Therefore, Choose Life
More to it than that...
Ain't no rest for the oppressed
Wish you understood
Haiku # 67599, June 2, 2020 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 67598, June 2, 2020 10:11 am ET
by Lush
{Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67597, June 2, 2020 10:10 am ET
by Lush
You people still here?
All seems kinda queer, ya hear?
Goodness shanâ
Haiku # 67596, June 2, 2020 10:09 am ET
by Lush
Please, just go on home
Rest ye oppressed until dawn
Deliverance yon
Haiku # 67595, June 2, 2020 10:07 am ET
by Lush
we got hopes and prayers
we got milk and cookies too
but no leadership
Haiku # 67594, June 2, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
Hail Amurica.
May the Lord bless thy riots
And thy shopping malls.
Haiku # 67593, June 2, 2020 6:30 am ET
by Getting Down with Dialectic Haiku of tha Streetz
god bless america
proud land of trumpelstiltskin
the deal making imp
Haiku # 67592, June 2, 2020 3:29 am ET
by ash
As the evil spreads
Know how often you empowered
It, repent, be well

I've seen dogs shit, then
Turn around and eat it up
Please don't be a dog
Haiku # 67591, June 1, 2020 11:32 pm ET
by some guy of some place
Be the change you wish
To see in the world: start by
Not being a prick
Haiku # 67590, June 1, 2020 11:14 pm ET
by Based Gandhi
Covfefe is just
coffee latte with covid.
Trump knew all along.

Read Revelations.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
If you squint your eyes.
Haiku # 67589, June 1, 2020 8:29 pm ET
by dw of Mustafar gathering Sith artifacts in preparation of the coming war of darkness.
The white ring wising;
Rightly-bred and brightly read.
Turn off your blacklight.
Haiku # 67588, June 1, 2020 8:00 am ET
by Reading Lamp of Leading Ramp
in rising blackness
your white shows through the orange
tomorrow you dye
Haiku # 67587, June 1, 2020 7:26 am ET
by ash
I agree with you.
You project your neurosis.
You hate Trump. So what.
Haiku # 67586, May 31, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by Donald Keeps You Up at Night
I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku # 67585, May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET
by Voter fraud is a myth
Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku # 67584, May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET
by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku # 67583, May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Relief
I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku # 67582, May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET
by vhs
the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku # 67581, May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku # 67580, May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET
by ash
Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku # 67579, May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET
by Surf Support of Whorrendous
I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku # 67578, May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET
by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku # 67577, May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku # 67576, May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku # 67575, May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET
by Racially Irrelevant, of course
i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku # 67574, May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku # 67573, May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku # 67572, May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku # 67571, May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET
by gayfoot2207
One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku # 67570, May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku # 67569, May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Smokey Joe
In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 67568, May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by Pining Away
i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku # 67567, May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku # 67566, May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku # 67565, May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
Haiku # 67564, May 26, 2020 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
Haiku # 67563, May 26, 2020 6:01 am ET
by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
Haiku # 67562, May 26, 2020 2:58 am ET
by Gus Hall of 1976
the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
Haiku # 67561, May 25, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by pakunoda of neverland
Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
Haiku # 67560, May 25, 2020 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
Haiku # 67559, May 25, 2020 5:54 pm ET
by leorio of yorknew city
my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku # 67558, May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by barack obama
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