no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that

Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.

I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.

I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.

I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.

I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.

i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up

the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"

I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.

my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry

One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?

Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad

In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault

i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend

balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.

Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.

Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person

If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)

If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!

the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish

Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren

hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears

my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry

my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa

i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself

my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?

Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy

You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist

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Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'

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Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.

Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame

Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor

I havenâ

Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.

hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?

Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance

so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby

No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.

You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)

Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.

SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)