Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 340 Days and 72799 Haikus later...

I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku # 67572, May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku # 67571, May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET
by gayfoot2207
One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku # 67570, May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku # 67569, May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Smokey Joe
In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 67568, May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by Pining Away
i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku # 67567, May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku # 67566, May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku # 67565, May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
Haiku # 67564, May 26, 2020 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
Haiku # 67563, May 26, 2020 6:01 am ET
by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
Haiku # 67562, May 26, 2020 2:58 am ET
by Gus Hall of 1976
the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
Haiku # 67561, May 25, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by pakunoda of neverland
Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
Haiku # 67560, May 25, 2020 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
Haiku # 67559, May 25, 2020 5:54 pm ET
by leorio of yorknew city
my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku # 67558, May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by barack obama
my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
Haiku # 67557, May 25, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
Haiku # 67556, May 25, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
Haiku # 67555, May 25, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
Haiku # 67554, May 24, 2020 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
Haiku # 67553, May 24, 2020 4:42 pm ET
by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
Haiku # 67552, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
Haiku # 67551, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
Haiku # 67550, May 23, 2020 11:24 am ET
by Put and Caste of Untouchable
ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
Haiku # 67548, May 23, 2020 12:12 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
Haiku # 67547, May 23, 2020 12:08 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
Haiku # 67546, May 23, 2020 12:03 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
Haiku # 67545, May 23, 2020 12:01 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
Haiku # 67544, May 23, 2020 12:00 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
Haiku # 67543, May 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
Haiku # 67542, May 22, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku # 67541, May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku # 67540, May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku # 67539, May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
Haiku # 67538, May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku # 67537, May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku # 67536, May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku # 67535, May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
Haiku # 67534, May 20, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
Haiku # 67533, May 19, 2020 9:49 pm ET
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
Haiku # 67532, May 19, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
Haiku # 67530, May 19, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
Haiku # 67529, May 19, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
Haiku # 67528, May 19, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
Haiku # 67527, May 18, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a

golden toilet....
Haiku # 67526, May 18, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 67525, May 17, 2020 11:09 pm ET
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
Haiku # 67524, May 17, 2020 7:36 pm ET
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
Haiku # 67523, May 17, 2020 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
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