Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67572
I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku #67572
Posted: May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker