Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 349 Days and 73111 Haikus later...

I agree with you
Trump is the cause of these times
Vote his weak ass out
Haiku # 67585, May 31, 2020 11:22 am ET
by Voter fraud is a myth
Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku # 67584, May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET
by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku # 67583, May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Relief
I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku # 67582, May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET
by vhs
the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku # 67581, May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET
by ash
no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku # 67580, May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET
by ash
Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku # 67579, May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET
by Surf Support of Whorrendous
I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku # 67578, May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET
by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku # 67577, May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku # 67576, May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET
by dw
I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku # 67575, May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET
by Racially Irrelevant, of course
i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku # 67574, May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku # 67573, May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku # 67572, May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku # 67571, May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET
by gayfoot2207
One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku # 67570, May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku # 67569, May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Smokey Joe
In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 67568, May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by Pining Away
i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku # 67567, May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET
by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku # 67566, May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku # 67565, May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET
by iamback of guess
Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
Haiku # 67564, May 26, 2020 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
Haiku # 67563, May 26, 2020 6:01 am ET
by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
Haiku # 67562, May 26, 2020 2:58 am ET
by Gus Hall of 1976
the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
Haiku # 67561, May 25, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by pakunoda of neverland
Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
Haiku # 67560, May 25, 2020 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
Haiku # 67559, May 25, 2020 5:54 pm ET
by leorio of yorknew city
my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku # 67558, May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by barack obama
my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
Haiku # 67557, May 25, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
Haiku # 67556, May 25, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
Haiku # 67555, May 25, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
Haiku # 67554, May 24, 2020 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
Haiku # 67553, May 24, 2020 4:42 pm ET
by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
Haiku # 67552, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
Haiku # 67551, May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
Haiku # 67550, May 23, 2020 11:24 am ET
by Put and Caste of Untouchable
ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
Haiku # 67548, May 23, 2020 12:12 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
Haiku # 67547, May 23, 2020 12:08 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
Haiku # 67546, May 23, 2020 12:03 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
Haiku # 67545, May 23, 2020 12:01 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
Haiku # 67544, May 23, 2020 12:00 am ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
Haiku # 67543, May 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
Haiku # 67542, May 22, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku # 67541, May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku # 67540, May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku # 67539, May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
Haiku # 67538, May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku # 67537, May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku # 67536, May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku # 67535, May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
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