BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
15 Days
and
68933 Haikus
later...
Bad cop kills black man.
This is social injustice.
So go burn and loot!
Haiku #67584, by Cognitive Dissonance of Criminal Mob
May 31, 2020 10:40 am ET

I agree with you.
Trump is the man for our times.
I will vote for him.
Haiku #67583, by Trump Derangement Relief
May 30, 2020 11:07 pm ET

I feel like ash turned
into me and I hope i don't
turn into ash here

pokemon go..
Haiku #67582, by vhs
May 30, 2020 12:38 pm ET

the planet doesn't care
what a mad president thinks
and neither do i

although we all know it's covfefe
Haiku #67581, by ash
May 30, 2020 9:23 am ET

no-one is twitter
than the twit in the top job
if you believe that
Haiku #67580, by ash
May 30, 2020 9:17 am ET

Do not worry, Darth.
God says the Restoration
Of All Things shall come.
Haiku #67579, by Surf Support of Whorrendous
May 29, 2020 10:47 pm ET

I long for simpler days when we were discussing farts and poop and not viruses and race riots.

The US will be torn apart from within it seems. The evil is taking over.

Fucking hell. I feel like I am without a home.

I don't even call the place I stay now "home"... I just call it "the house".

I should have listened to the ocean and never left my Real Home. Surfing, good food, good people, freedom, parties... Dear God... take me back there. My and my kids. Christ almighty, there's a tear in my eye.

I truly hope everyone here is doing well under the horrible curcumstances lately. Even Iamback... I know vhs is doing well b/c he just loves to complain. LOL... joking!

Have a shot of something strong. We can clink our psychic shot glasses raised in defiance of this horrible situation.
Haiku #67578, by Darth... not feeling so "darthy" at the moment. of A place I would rather not be!
May 29, 2020 9:56 pm ET

I have decided
to remain undecided
so I'm derided.

We made love in an apple orchard.
I came in cider.
Haiku #67577, by dw
May 29, 2020 8:32 pm ET

I have decided
the issues of the tissues
is to collect snot.
Haiku #67576, by dw
May 29, 2020 8:30 pm ET

I have decided
The issues of black people
Do not concern me.
Haiku #67575, by Racially Irrelevant, of course
May 28, 2020 5:20 pm ET

i began a song
about one black man's murder
but i can't keep up
Haiku #67574, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
May 28, 2020 1:11 pm ET

the exact moment
when twitter starts fact-checking
he says "shut it down"
Haiku #67573, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
May 28, 2020 1:10 pm ET

I came here to poop.
But others beat me to it.
Waves of shit poems.

As they say at the gay bar,
The early turd catches the sperm.
Haiku #67572, by Darth Whorrendous... damn almost typed df of The fartist formerly known as Darth Figpucker
May 27, 2020 7:02 pm ET

my left foot is gay
please accept him he be shy
if you don't i'll cry
Haiku #67571, by gayfoot2207
May 27, 2020 9:29 am ET

One hundred thousand
This must be Joe Biden's fault
How do we spin this?
Haiku #67570, by Anonymous Poet
May 26, 2020 7:48 pm ET

Thank you Carona
The fear made me quit smoking
So it ain't all bad
Haiku #67569, by Smokey Joe
May 26, 2020 6:12 pm ET

In the pale moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku #67568, by Pining Away
May 26, 2020 4:07 pm ET

i've fallen for you
but next to you i'm nothing
i'm just a close friend
Haiku #67567, by stereotypical one sided love story maker of big sad
May 26, 2020 3:21 pm ET

balls of burning furyf, ash and nippress in a hurry(get it?, that rhymes but not to be confused with that one country chic with the same last name) oh how gayness of their boootyliciousess. ash weeping gently in a corner on a red stoll whilst nipess quotes justin bieber lyrics as he masticates.
Haiku #67566, by iamback of guess
May 26, 2020 3:17 pm ET

Nippress and Ash in a gay StarWars themed wedding, many, many years ago. Officiating were JanAss The Hutt and they had several Jawa babies they adopted since the gays can't actually procreat.
Haiku #67565, by iamback of guess
May 26, 2020 3:12 pm ET

Open the churches
Let the dumb bunnies get sick
Meet God in person
Haiku #67564, by Anonymous Poet
May 26, 2020 11:05 am ET

If you are not white
Then you are not African.
(Whites are African)
Haiku #67563, by Mzumfupi Jorgensen of Genetic Studies Division
May 26, 2020 6:01 am ET

If you don't vote Joe!
You are not African man!
Don't you forget it!
Haiku #67562, by Gus Hall of 1976
May 26, 2020 2:58 am ET

the dutch language does
not exist at all it is all
made up gibberish
Haiku #67561, by pakunoda of neverland
May 25, 2020 9:51 pm ET

Sploigden vernufda
Plugredge kerdenden murften
Obloigo moint skren
Haiku #67560, by Anonymous Poet
May 25, 2020 9:25 pm ET

hiatus x hiatus
togashi's back much hurteth
i cry many tears
Haiku #67559, by leorio of yorknew city
May 25, 2020 5:54 pm ET

my ankles are nice
you don't have a neck at all
this is sad i cry
Haiku #67558, by barack obama
May 25, 2020 5:48 pm ET

my anus clenches
ah shirikodama
stupid ass kappa
Haiku #67557, by he got his shirikodama pulled out and... of yes
May 25, 2020 1:20 pm ET

i taste like raw meat
of the humanoid variety
i did bite myself
Haiku #67556, by i think i'm a robot of purgatory probably
May 25, 2020 1:18 pm ET

my hand is sweaty
my knees are soggy spaghetti
and my ass, well no?
Haiku #67555, by goodanalhygeine of Somewhere in America
May 25, 2020 1:08 pm ET

Get used to it son
Joe Biden as president
Will be so crazy
Haiku #67554, by Anonymous Poet
May 24, 2020 6:45 pm ET

You lying dog face
You ain't black if you vote Trump
Joe Biden racist
Haiku #67553, by SacScratcher of The Milky Way Galaxy
May 24, 2020 4:42 pm ET

Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistans debt, the inquiry committee report said.
Haiku #67552, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET

Incidentally, last week, an inquiry committee constituted by Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to examine the losses in the Power sector, discovered corruption worth 100 billion Pakistani rupees by the Chinese private power producers. This has led to the bloating of Pakistanâ
Haiku #67551, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 24, 2020 3:50 pm ET

Sorry you feel mad.
Your disorder has a name:
'Cut and Paste Tantrum'
Haiku #67550, by Put and Caste of Untouchable
May 23, 2020 11:24 am ET

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Haiku #67549, by AlbinaHHDip of РоÑ
May 23, 2020 2:56 am ET

ZIP code 40475 is located in eastern Kentucky and covers a large land area compared to other ZIP codes in the United States. It also has a slightly less than average population density.
Haiku #67548, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 23, 2020 12:12 am ET

Levofloxacin is used to treat infections of the sinuses, skin, lungs, ears, airways, bones, and joints caused by susceptible bacteria. Levofloxacin is frequently used to treat urinary infections, including those resistant to other antibiotics, as well as prostatitis (infection of the prostate).
Haiku #67547, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 23, 2020 12:08 am ET

Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Feds buying of U.S. government paper. Holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities rose by $79 billion to $1.86 trillion, while holdings of Treasurys increased by a more modest $32 billion to $4.09 trillion.
Haiku #67546, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 23, 2020 12:03 am ET

Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
Haiku #67545, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 23, 2020 12:01 am ET

Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
Haiku #67544, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 23, 2020 12:00 am ET

Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
Haiku #67543, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET

Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
Haiku #67542, by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
May 22, 2020 11:39 pm ET

Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
Haiku #67541, by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
May 22, 2020 3:39 am ET

Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*

*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
Haiku #67540, by Lush of Cloud X
May 22, 2020 2:31 am ET

Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
Haiku #67539, by Lush of My Old KY Homo
May 22, 2020 2:27 am ET

I havenâ
Haiku #67538, by Lush of 40475
May 22, 2020 2:25 am ET

Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
Haiku #67537, by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
May 21, 2020 9:38 pm ET

hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
Haiku #67536, by scotch of shut down the internet
May 21, 2020 6:57 pm ET

Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
Haiku #67535, by Elton Jaun
May 20, 2020 10:40 pm ET