BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
344 Days
and
68441 Haikus
later...
UN berated
By Swedish teen: an oddly
Specific fetish
Haiku #66578, by Innocent Bystander
December 15, 2019 8:25 pm ET

A hillside at night
Man, lady turn into trees...
Ain't seen that before
Haiku #66577, by Etz
December 14, 2019 10:20 pm ET

HOW DARE YOU
I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL
ACROSS THE OCEAN
NOT WRITING BAD HAIKU
Haiku #66576, by Greta Thunberg of Sverige
December 14, 2019 9:56 pm ET

Lil Greta earth-girl,
Scowling scolding Swedish brat:
warming's where it's AT.
Haiku #66575, by Sven Sverige of The Win on Warmin'
December 13, 2019 11:26 am ET

Lil grumpy Greta
Is the person of the year?
Not Hongkie Rebels?

Honkies fight slavers
Red Communist SOB's
Damn near to the death

As little Greta
Fly's in on a giant airplane
And blasts out carbon

That's pretty funny
The kid just hollers damn loud
and pulls a grimace.
Haiku #66574, by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ
December 13, 2019 5:41 am ET

Well now Democrats
Your impeachment gone to Schifft
All your base now ours.

Is it possible?
For you to get more stupid?
have to wait and see.
Haiku #66573, by Eric Blowhard of CIA HQ.
December 13, 2019 5:16 am ET

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Haiku #66572, by Professional Boxer of I forget but I like to eat crayons and see what color my poop will be
December 13, 2019 12:24 am ET

I don't bang hippos.
I mean, hippos are nasty.
Their vaginas stink.
Haiku #66571, by DRR of I guess it rains down in Aaaaafrica. Ebola Cola.
December 12, 2019 9:43 pm ET

Reverse donkey show.
Just for the ladies only.
Si Senorita.
Haiku #66570, by Darth Rhinoraper of Prepping for debauchery.
December 12, 2019 9:32 pm ET

If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.
Haiku #66569, by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
December 12, 2019 9:28 pm ET

Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
Haiku #66568, by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
December 12, 2019 8:55 am ET

I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
Haiku #66567, by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
December 12, 2019 7:57 am ET

The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
Haiku #66566, by Ben Dover of London
December 12, 2019 7:35 am ET

My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
Haiku #66565, by Mike Pence of Washington
December 12, 2019 7:33 am ET

When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
Haiku #66564, by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
December 12, 2019 4:34 am ET

Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
Haiku #66563, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
December 12, 2019 3:10 am ET

it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku #66562, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET

2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku #66561, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET

Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku #66560, by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET

You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku #66559, by You Reap What You Sow
December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET

Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku #66558, by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET

Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku #66557, by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET

Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku #66556, by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET

Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku #66555, by Anonymous Poet
December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET

Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku #66554, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET

Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku #66553, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET

No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku #66552, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET

Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku #66551, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET

Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku #66550, by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku #66549, by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku #66548, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku #66547, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku #66546, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET

Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku #66545, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET

Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku #66544, by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET

You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku #66543, by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET

Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku #66542, by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET

Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku #66541, by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET

You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku #66540, by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET

Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku #66539, by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET

I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku #66538, by Mundane
December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku #66537, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku #66536, by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku #66535, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku #66534, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku #66533, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku #66532, by David Ben David of Zion
December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku #66531, by vhs
December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET

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Haiku #66530, by Aggravated Motorists
December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET

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Haiku #66529, by Clowns
December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET