Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:
News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
by Ben Dover of London
My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
by Mike Pence of Washington
When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down
Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45
But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead
Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.
Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
by Anonymous Poet
2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
by Anonymous Poet
Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
by You Reap What You Sow
Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
by Anonymous Poet
Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...
Ego
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...
Tax returns
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...
Investment funds
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...
Nagging
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
by vhs
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
by Aggravated Motorists
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honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
by Clowns
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by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
by vhs of kitchens all over
