Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536 December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535 December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534 December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533 December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532 December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531 December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66530 December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66529 December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66528 December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527 December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526 December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525 December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524 December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523 December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522 December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku # 66521 December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku # 66520 December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519 December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518 December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517 December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Proletarians
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516 December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515 December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514 December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513 December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku # 66512 December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku # 66511 December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku # 66510 December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku # 66509 December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku # 66508 December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku # 66507 December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku # 66506 December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
Haiku # 66505 December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku # 66504 December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Poetic Robot
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku # 66503 December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku # 66502 December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku # 66501 November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku # 66500 November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Fu of Manchu
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
Haiku # 66499 November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku # 66498 November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku # 66497 November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku # 66496 November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET
by Orange Man Pretty Great
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku # 66495 November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET
by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku # 66494 November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku # 66493 November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
by df of God, set me free!!!!!
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Amen
Haiku # 66492 November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku # 66491 November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku # 66490 November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET
by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku # 66489 November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
Haiku # 66488 November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET
by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?

Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!

Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
Haiku # 66487 November 28, 2019 4:58 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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