Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 67 Days and 74640 Haiku later...

what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519, December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518, December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517, December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516, December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515, December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514, December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513, December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku # 66512, December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku # 66511, December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku # 66510, December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku # 66509, December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku # 66508, December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku # 66507, December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku # 66506, December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
Haiku # 66505, December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku # 66504, December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Poetic Robot
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku # 66503, December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku # 66502, December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku # 66501, November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku # 66500, November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Fu of Manchu
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
Haiku # 66499, November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku # 66498, November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku # 66497, November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku # 66496, November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET
by Orange Man Pretty Great
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku # 66495, November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET
by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku # 66494, November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku # 66493, November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
by df of God, set me free!!!!!
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Haiku # 66492, November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku # 66491, November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku # 66490, November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET
by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku # 66489, November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
Haiku # 66488, November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET
by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?

Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!

Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
Haiku # 66487, November 28, 2019 4:58 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.
Haiku # 66486, November 28, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by vhs
Thankful for longpig
Masturbation -free dining
Not an option here
Haiku # 66485, November 28, 2019 8:08 am ET
by Pleased of Next to my blunderbuss
If you hate Pilgrims
Then vomit up the big meal
and start your shopping.
Haiku # 66484, November 28, 2019 7:03 am ET
by Calvinists created the country everyone now wants a piece of, but you would be too dim to grasp that
Malign Puritans!
Rage against America!
Revise history!
Haiku # 66483, November 28, 2019 6:59 am ET
by New England: Origin of United States
Revile the Pilgrims!
Spew against God and Country!
You know you want to.
Haiku # 66482, November 28, 2019 6:55 am ET
by Noble Savage of Massachusetts
Dad, raping poultry
In - Bird ejaculation
Family gathering
Haiku # 66481, November 28, 2019 1:50 am ET
by Elle Trytophan of Couch
Existential dread
Repetition rituals
Repeat until done
Haiku # 66480, November 27, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Bong the cute Hmong girl
So sweet and lovely its sad
She does not like Wong.
Haiku # 66479, November 27, 2019 3:02 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
At least she answers.
Mine couldn't care less for verse.
She despises it.
Haiku # 66478, November 27, 2019 1:01 pm ET
by Wife of Strife for Life
The dull wife responds.
Answering my bad haiku.
Yes, I hate you too.
Haiku # 66477, November 27, 2019 7:54 am ET
by Evil cunt. of Destroyer of lives.
Black Friday draws near.
Now shut up and buy,buy,buy.
(As TRUMP commands you)
Haiku # 66476, November 27, 2019 7:04 am ET
by Lemmings of Amurrica
Love me some HAIKU !
Bring it on, any old time.
Haiku and beer, bro.
Haiku # 66475, November 27, 2019 5:33 am ET
by Rusty McPherson of Amarillo TX Lone Star State come on over were barbecuin
Red! Gong hee fat choy!
Auspicious omens bring wealth:
burn more hell-money.
Haiku # 66474, November 27, 2019 5:29 am ET
by Amulet Altar of Oracle
Yeah yeah youre NUTS , bud.
What the hell you tryna say?
Ya got a screw loose.
Haiku # 66473, November 27, 2019 5:24 am ET
by Guy wearing gray Dickies with toolbox
Monsters on the streets.
Far more evil than those up
on the silver screen.
Haiku # 66472, November 27, 2019 4:02 am ET
by Enter their brains and feed.
I stepped in some Schiff.
it was a Schiffty thing to do
Dog Schiff on my shoe
Haiku # 66471, November 27, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Hunter Buydem of Spearmint Rhino
Impeach Trump bull chit!
You lose again Commie dolts!
When will you grow up?
Haiku # 66470, November 27, 2019 2:56 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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