BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
13 Days
and
68908 Haikus
later...
If your cock's so huge,
why don't you fuck a donkey
in Tijuana.

On marijuana.
Haiku #66569, by Darth Rhinoraper. of Gazelles are tight!
December 12, 2019 9:28 pm ET

Peep be all like: "damn
I ain't HAVE no lexicon;
ain't GOT grammar."
Haiku #66568, by Dr. Tyrone McWhite PHD
December 12, 2019 8:55 am ET

I will rewrite it for you as Haiku.
You can pay me later:

News anchor's great tits.
It's a sunny day. I feel
a bit jiggy. Unh!
Haiku #66567, by Free Haiku Life-coaching of Hot Newsladies
December 12, 2019 7:57 am ET

The news anchor has great tits.
It's a sunny day and I feel
a bit jiggy
Haiku #66566, by Ben Dover of London
December 12, 2019 7:35 am ET

My boss just farted.
Does anyone read
haiku any
more?
Haiku #66565, by Mike Pence of Washington
December 12, 2019 7:33 am ET

When your wife's a whore
you will lose all your money.
You should fuck chickens!
Haiku #66564, by Baw-Kawwwwk! of Mmmmm.... Omelettes!
December 12, 2019 4:34 am ET

Once apon a time
Out in the Italian west
Frank gunned them down

Old Henry Fonda
Played mercy less killer
Long barreled .45

But Harmonica-
laid down some scruffy vengeance-
shot Frank full of lead

Best you see the film
"Once Apon A Time Out West"
Gun smoke and drama.

Never better made
And Ms. Cardinale has
Magnificent boobs!
Haiku #66563, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Texas
December 12, 2019 3:10 am ET

it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku #66562, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET

2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku #66561, by Anonymous Poet
December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET

Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku #66560, by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET

You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku #66559, by You Reap What You Sow
December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET

Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku #66558, by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET

Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku #66557, by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET

Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku #66556, by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET

Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku #66555, by Anonymous Poet
December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET

Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku #66554, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET

Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku #66553, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET

No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku #66552, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET

Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku #66551, by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET

Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku #66550, by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku #66549, by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku #66548, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku #66547, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET

Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku #66546, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET

Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku #66545, by Realist of Polygamy
December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET

Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku #66544, by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET

You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku #66543, by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET

Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku #66542, by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET

Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku #66541, by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET

You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku #66540, by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET

Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku #66539, by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET

I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku #66538, by Mundane
December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET

vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku #66537, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET

Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku #66536, by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET

Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku #66535, by dvd
December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET

By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku #66534, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET

True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku #66533, by David Ben David
December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku #66532, by David Ben David of Zion
December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET

united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku #66531, by vhs
December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET

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honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku #66530, by Aggravated Motorists
December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET

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Haiku #66529, by Clowns
December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET

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Haiku #66528, by Geese
December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET

Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku #66527, by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku #66526, by Mike Pence of Hell
December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET

All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku #66525, by But it's better than Twitter
December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET

Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku #66524, by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET

Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku #66523, by Stop the Projection Machine
December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET

It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku #66522, by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET

Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku #66521, by Anonymous Poet
December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET

Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku #66520, by Helter Stelter
December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET