Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 338 Days and 72686 Haikus later...

it's a bad haiku
I'm still writing anyways
Let me end this now
Haiku # 66562, December 11, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
2,4-DNP
Mixed with carbonyl compounds
Makes some orange shit
Haiku # 66561, December 11, 2019 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boxing is stupid
With fucking awesome prizes
It ain't so simple
Haiku # 66560, December 11, 2019 10:54 pm ET
by Bleating Bigfoot Baby
You play stupid games
And you get stupid prizes
It's very simple
Haiku # 66559, December 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by You Reap What You Sow
Impeachment Circus:
DC donkey horny for
America's ass
Haiku # 66558, December 11, 2019 8:03 pm ET
by Innocent Bystander of far outside the big top circus tent wondering if at a certain point gang rape actually becomes a consensual gang bang by tacit a
Christmas is so nice!
Cozy houses, snow, fireplace--
And then some haiku.
Haiku # 66557, December 10, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Then police show up of Domestic Violence Charges
Donald Trump Space Force
The First President of Mars
Make Mars Great Again
Haiku # 66556, December 10, 2019 7:13 pm ET
by Malfunction of Elon Musk's Brainchip
Devil's body shop:
Amsterdam red-light district.
Shiny shapes displayed.
Haiku # 66555, December 10, 2019 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Insurance agents.
And the body shop jokers.
Work for the devil.
Haiku # 66554, December 10, 2019 2:49 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Age electronic!
"Its in the bitch computer"
Computer don't work.
Haiku # 66553, December 10, 2019 2:47 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku # 66552, December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku # 66551, December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku # 66550, December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku # 66549, December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku # 66548, December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku # 66547, December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku # 66546, December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku # 66545, December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku # 66544, December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku # 66543, December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku # 66542, December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku # 66541, December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku # 66540, December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku # 66539, December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku # 66538, December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537, December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536, December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535, December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534, December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533, December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532, December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531, December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66530, December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66529, December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66528, December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527, December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526, December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525, December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524, December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523, December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522, December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku # 66521, December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku # 66520, December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519, December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518, December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517, December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Proletarians
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516, December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515, December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514, December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513, December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
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