Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 215 Days and 70751 Haikus later...

No suns of bitches
Can do their fucking damn jobs
Cheat, steal, rob, fuck heads
Haiku # 66552, December 10, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Bad luck compounded
Every mother fucking day
Always raining shit
Haiku # 66551, December 10, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Lonesum Polecat of Dog Patch
Need a like button
so I can hit it for you
and make you like me.
Haiku # 66550, December 9, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by Likeability Factor of Revulsion
Asian Bacchantes
Rend poor Pentheus in pieces
Just to get Green Card
Haiku # 66549, December 9, 2019 3:26 pm ET
by Minor Asian Tragedy of You Rippa Deez?
Six asian GF's
Whisper and lick as they stroke
My masive...




Ego
Haiku # 66548, December 9, 2019 2:46 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Up all night doing all their
Little...




Tax returns
Haiku # 66547, December 9, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
Kneeling, moaning, begging for
My...




Investment funds
Haiku # 66546, December 9, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Six asian GF's
I fantasize about the
Nonstop, hot...




Nagging
Haiku # 66545, December 9, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Realist of Polygamy
Free app to drinking:
Three Asahi Extra-dry
For get very wet.
Haiku # 66544, December 9, 2019 10:12 am ET
by Crammed into Tokyo Subway of White Gloves
You are please pay me
anime schoolgirl massage:
exploding boyfriend
Haiku # 66543, December 9, 2019 10:04 am ET
by Giggling Idiots in School Uniforms Shopping of Harajuku
Now preeze attention:
We are control your haiku
from Shibuya-ku
Haiku # 66542, December 9, 2019 9:59 am ET
by Nippon of Tokyo Prefecture
Clever and funny
Shopping of poetry blast
For fine purchasing
Haiku # 66541, December 9, 2019 9:56 am ET
by E-ji andu Incohelent-u of Jap Engrish on T-shirt
You said vagina!
Do you want a Capri Sun?
You're funny and cool
Haiku # 66540, December 9, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Edgy Teenager of Music Band T-Shirt
Diseased vaginas.
Teen boys laugh at the pictures.
Until the catch it.
Haiku # 66539, December 9, 2019 1:18 am ET
by Not so funny now laughing boy!!! of Public health clinic.
I hope the future
Goes on standby for awhile,
I am not ready.
Haiku # 66538, December 8, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Mundane
vhs swoops in
wearing shades, leather jacket
knight rider theme plays
Haiku # 66537, December 8, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by dvd
Sonny Bono died
Complained: Waco barbecue
Died: Blunt force trauma
Interesting that
The same cast of characters
Want US gang raped
Haiku # 66536, December 8, 2019 9:06 pm ET
by dvd of controlled demolition innocent bystander
Washington DC
World Goblin Competition:
Who can lie the most?
Haiku # 66535, December 8, 2019 9:00 pm ET
by dvd
By seven hills (Rome)
She's drunk on the blood of saints
Not a bride of Christ
Haiku # 66534, December 7, 2019 7:46 pm ET
by David Ben David
True vine from Eden
False, withering vine: Sodom
Adam, Eve renewed
Haiku # 66533, December 7, 2019 5:50 pm ET
by David Ben David
Women I have loved
People who have passed away
Things that I must miss
Haiku # 66532, December 7, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by David Ben David of Zion
united we stand and
divided we perish
get your shit down now
Haiku # 66531, December 7, 2019 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66530, December 6, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by Aggravated Motorists
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66529, December 6, 2019 10:30 pm ET
by Clowns
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk
honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
Haiku # 66528, December 6, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Geese
Yo, ma haiku BAD.
Dropping them lyrix like mad.
Suckaz gettin HAD.
Haiku # 66527, December 6, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Archduke Ferdinand of Glock
Haikus don't rhyme
Trump did no crime
Haiku # 66526, December 6, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Mike Pence of Hell
All I know is this:
Christ is Lord and Haiku sucks
as far as verse form.
Haiku # 66525, December 6, 2019 11:02 am ET
by But it's better than Twitter
Don't you mess with me
I'm a Catholic - I also
Support abortion
Haiku # 66524, December 6, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Mocking Nancy Pelosi's Thirst For Baby Blood and Impeachment of Original Sin is Bullshit, see Matthew 18;2-3 and Ezekiel 18;20
Plato's Cave haiku:
It's really good. You wrote gold.
Dead souls watch Fake News.
Haiku # 66523, December 6, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Stop the Projection Machine
It looks like a pig.
It also smells like a pig.
Maybe it's a pig.
Haiku # 66522, December 6, 2019 2:02 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of My name is Darth, and I'm a pigaholic. Its been two weeks since I've had a pig.
Bob Dylan's new job:
Works McDonald's drive-thru: "Got
To serve somebody"
Haiku # 66521, December 5, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Plato's cave
CNN plays all day long
Brian Stelter shrieks
Haiku # 66520, December 5, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Helter Stelter
what if i find the
Beast and serve it with heinz
57 sauce, yum yum
Haiku # 66519, December 5, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by vhs of kitchens all over
Wilt thou raise the beast
Whose scales are plated armor:
Lord Leviathan ?
Haiku # 66518, December 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
by GEICO Gecko's Kid Brother
Pet alligators....
They won't fetch or roll over
But they are sexy
Haiku # 66517, December 4, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Captain Quirk
Proletarians
Are just angry Plebeians.
Patricians don't care.
Haiku # 66516, December 4, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by Sir Edward Gibbon of History
Pointless pageantry
Pagan bread and circuses
Food, water - tainted
Haiku # 66515, December 4, 2019 1:51 pm ET
by Cuttlefishius Primus of Decline and Fall of The New Roman Empire
Elitist leftists
Having death squad fantasies
Then call you "FASCIST"
Haiku # 66514, December 4, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of covfefe refueling operation
A squad of Marines
Ready to stab you to death
Please try you libtard
Haiku # 66513, December 4, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of interplanetary covfefe source
This Presidency
A historical low point
No doubt about it
Haiku # 66512, December 4, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Lock him up
Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku # 66511, December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku # 66510, December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku # 66509, December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku # 66508, December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku # 66507, December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku # 66506, December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
Haiku # 66505, December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku # 66504, December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Poetic Robot
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku # 66503, December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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