Bad Haiku

Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.

Haiku #66511, by Silence Unto Death
December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET

Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe

Haiku #66510, by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo

Haiku #66509, by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET

Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.

Haiku #66508, by But Their Verse Sucks
December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET

What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.

Haiku #66507, by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET

Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now

Haiku #66506, by Roger Stone
December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET

Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe

Haiku #66505, by President Donald J Trump of White House
December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.

Haiku #66504, by Poetic Robot
December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET

CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament

Haiku #66503, by Anonymous Poet
December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET

Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.

Haiku #66502, by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET

Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary

Haiku #66501, by Mr. Brown of Back door
November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET

Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.

Haiku #66500, by Fu of Manchu
November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET

Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you

Haiku #66499, by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET

Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard

Haiku #66498, by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET

Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!

Haiku #66497, by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.

Haiku #66496, by Orange Man Pretty Great
November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET

Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.

Haiku #66495, by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET

Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.

Haiku #66494, by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET

My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.

Haiku #66493, by df of God, set me free!!!!!
November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET

On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Amen

Haiku #66492, by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.

Haiku #66491, by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.

Haiku #66490, by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET

I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM

Haiku #66489, by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET

I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.

Haiku #66488, by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET

Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?

Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!

Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.

Haiku #66487, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 28, 2019 4:58 pm ET

Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.

Haiku #66486, by vhs
November 28, 2019 4:55 pm ET

Thankful for longpig
Masturbation -free dining
Not an option here

Haiku #66485, by Pleased of Next to my blunderbuss
November 28, 2019 8:08 am ET

If you hate Pilgrims
Then vomit up the big meal
and start your shopping.

Haiku #66484, by Calvinists created the country everyone now wants a piece of, but you would be too dim to grasp that
November 28, 2019 7:03 am ET

Malign Puritans!
Rage against America!
Revise history!

Haiku #66483, by New England: Origin of United States
November 28, 2019 6:59 am ET

Revile the Pilgrims!
Spew against God and Country!
You know you want to.

Haiku #66482, by Noble Savage of Massachusetts
November 28, 2019 6:55 am ET

Dad, raping poultry
In - Bird ejaculation
Family gathering

Haiku #66481, by Elle Trytophan of Couch
November 28, 2019 1:50 am ET

Existential dread
Repetition rituals
Repeat until done

Haiku #66480, by Adam Ben Adam
November 27, 2019 10:34 pm ET

Bong the cute Hmong girl
So sweet and lovely its sad
She does not like Wong.

Haiku #66479, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 27, 2019 3:02 pm ET

At least she answers.
Mine couldn't care less for verse.
She despises it.

Haiku #66478, by Wife of Strife for Life
November 27, 2019 1:01 pm ET

The dull wife responds.
Answering my bad haiku.
Yes, I hate you too.

Haiku #66477, by Evil cunt. of Destroyer of lives.
November 27, 2019 7:54 am ET

Black Friday draws near.
Now shut up and buy,buy,buy.
(As TRUMP commands you)

Haiku #66476, by Lemmings of Amurrica
November 27, 2019 7:04 am ET

Love me some HAIKU !
Bring it on, any old time.
Haiku and beer, bro.

Haiku #66475, by Rusty McPherson of Amarillo TX Lone Star State come on over were barbecuin
November 27, 2019 5:33 am ET

Red! Gong hee fat choy!
Auspicious omens bring wealth:
burn more hell-money.

Haiku #66474, by Amulet Altar of Oracle
November 27, 2019 5:29 am ET

Yeah yeah youre NUTS , bud.
What the hell you tryna say?
Ya got a screw loose.

Haiku #66473, by Guy wearing gray Dickies with toolbox
November 27, 2019 5:24 am ET

Monsters on the streets.
Far more evil than those up
on the silver screen.

Haiku #66472, by Enter their brains and feed.
November 27, 2019 4:02 am ET

I stepped in some Schiff.
it was a Schiffty thing to do
Dog Schiff on my shoe

Haiku #66471, by Hunter Buydem of Spearmint Rhino
November 27, 2019 3:04 am ET

Impeach Trump bull chit!
You lose again Commie dolts!
When will you grow up?

Haiku #66470, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 27, 2019 2:56 am ET

Hideous creatures
Plexaderm scary monsters!
Selling fake face lift

Wow who are you? wow!
You put the bondo on mug!?
Ha ha ha ha YIKES!!

Haiku #66469, by Prince Charming of Heast Castle
November 27, 2019 2:52 am ET

Catch all devils-
Seal them in the black jade jar-
using peach wood sword-

Haiku #66468, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 27, 2019 2:44 am ET

Open your third eye.
Evil presence surrounds you.
But what will you do?

Haiku #66467, by This universe needs a purge.
November 27, 2019 2:32 am ET

When it's all over,
he who has the most blue cheese
is declared winner.

Haiku #66466, by df
November 27, 2019 2:30 am ET

A meme-specific
Bioweapon comes from space
Vaporizing you

Haiku #66465, by Cuttlefish Prime Alpha of Low Earth Orbit
November 26, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Tallyho, fart boy
Veneer of intelligence
"Clever" camouflage

Haiku #66464, by Cuttlefish Prime of Adaptation
November 26, 2019 7:03 pm ET

Oh Pallas, slay him.
Grey-eyed muse and protector,
Rend him limb from limb.

Haiku #66463, by That Fart Poet, of course
November 26, 2019 5:37 pm ET

I am blending in
Now, irreverent humor
And then some fart jokes

Haiku #66462, by Cuttlefish
November 26, 2019 2:05 pm ET