Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
Haiku #66511, by Silence Unto Death December 4, 2019 7:51 am ET
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
Haiku #66510, by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency December 3, 2019 9:25 pm ET
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
Haiku #66509, by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher December 3, 2019 10:02 am ET
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
Haiku #66508, by But Their Verse Sucks December 3, 2019 9:58 am ET
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
Haiku #66507, by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding December 3, 2019 9:55 am ET
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
Haiku #66506, by Roger Stone December 2, 2019 10:48 pm ET
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
Haiku #66505, by President Donald J Trump of White House December 2, 2019 10:46 pm ET
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
Haiku #66504, by Poetic Robot December 2, 2019 5:25 pm ET
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
Haiku #66503, by Anonymous Poet December 1, 2019 10:18 pm ET
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
Haiku #66502, by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus December 1, 2019 5:55 pm ET
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
Haiku #66501, by Mr. Brown of Back door November 30, 2019 12:57 am ET
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
Haiku #66500, by Fu of Manchu November 29, 2019 9:45 pm ET
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
Haiku #66499, by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard November 29, 2019 8:34 pm ET
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
Haiku #66498, by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance November 29, 2019 8:25 pm ET
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
Haiku #66497, by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku November 29, 2019 7:57 pm ET
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
Haiku #66496, by Orange Man Pretty Great November 29, 2019 9:20 am ET
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
Haiku #66495, by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo November 29, 2019 9:13 am ET
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
Haiku #66494, by df of Some might even say art.... fart art. November 29, 2019 2:45 am ET
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
Haiku #66493, by df of God, set me free!!!!! November 29, 2019 2:42 am ET
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Amen
Haiku #66492, by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast November 28, 2019 9:25 pm ET
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
Haiku #66491, by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery November 28, 2019 8:01 pm ET
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
Haiku #66490, by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early November 28, 2019 7:56 pm ET
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
Haiku #66489, by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England November 28, 2019 7:49 pm ET
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
Haiku #66488, by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place November 28, 2019 7:43 pm ET
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?
Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!
Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
Haiku #66487, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 28, 2019 4:58 pm ET
Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.