Trained elite unit:
Covfefe operations
We are everywhere.
by Silence Unto Death
Hillary Clinton
Requesting your location
Seeking covfefe
by Hillary Clinton's Blackberry of Rightful Heir to the Presidency
Hell no. I won't share
A damn drop of covfefe
With no Bonobo
by Sonny Bonobo of Won't Cher
Bonobo monkeys
Sometimes spontaneously
Engage in Haiku.
by But Their Verse Sucks
What "covfefe" is:
Bonobo monkeys drink it
At non-gay apefests.
by Simian Similes of Underwritten Overcoding
Hey, pardon me Trump
No - I mean literally
Pardon me right now
by Roger Stone
Well here you go bot
But how many syllables
In a URL?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe
by President Donald J Trump of White House
Explain "covfefe"
Using haiku verse format.
Please enlighten me.
by Poetic Robot
CNN: "MAGA
Is a cult..." And, covfefe
Is the sacrament
by Anonymous Poet
Speak of enemas.
Speak of what you love, filthsack.
Exemplify stool.
by Loving Neighbor of Gentle Jesus
Backlit enema
I'm just wearing a ski mask
A turd burglary
by Mr. Brown of Back door
Ha ha cutter fish.
Oh, you so funny guy yeah.
You are make me raff.
by Fu of Manchu
Petty man insults
Cuttlefish: ineffective
Pointless: above you
by Cuttlefish Prime of Camouflaged as Cardboard
Check yo self
Before you wreck yourself foool
Lay out the cardboard
by Bystander of Of Watching DF Breakdance
Step up, you losers.
Post a haiku and wreck me.
Until then, I RULE!
by Emperor and Fuhrer of Haiku
Placid POTUS blasts
The traitorous enemy
For their sedition.
by Orange Man Pretty Great
Ana Navarro:
She are mixes bean with rice.
She are not so nice.
by Ju Need Espeak Eengleesh of Telemundo Farabundo
Rancid flatus blasts.
Stink not as bad as her cunt.
And provide humor.
by df of Some might even say art.... fart art.
My wife is writing poetry, I see.
She smells like a cuttlefish that killed itself out of shame for its horrible stench.
Masengill (sp?) does no good.
Hydrochloric acid is needed.
by df of God, set me free!!!!!
On this wondrous Thanksgiving
We give thanks for the food
And also for the divine blessing
That Darth Pigtickler aka fart poet
Shall meet a timely death
And shall verily, in due time
Shut the fuck up
Amen
by Cuttlefish Prime of Thanksgiving Feast
Wong, better watch out.
If you insult my @$$ hat,
roll right over you.
by Rolling in Dough of Bakery of Fakery
Time for Black Friday:
Buy a used record player
For seven dollars.
by Then Give It Away and Go to Bed Early
I love blunderbuss.
Feel her swelling curve get warm,
Flint to powder: BOOM
by Recoil Knocked Me Halfway Back to England
I'll warn the bitches
Who hate the Lord Jesus Christ...
then we burn witches.
by Blessed Be All Bitches of This Place
Can we trade Honkies?
For the SOB leftists
That hate America?
Honkies fight Commies.
And fight for Hong Kong freedom!
And love America!
Democrats burning
The proud American flag
That's how @$$ hats roll.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Puritan i jest.
And predestined were the "saints".
to burn witches here.
by vhs
Thankful for longpig
Masturbation -free dining
Not an option here
by Pleased of Next to my blunderbuss
If you hate Pilgrims
Then vomit up the big meal
and start your shopping.
by Calvinists created the country everyone now wants a piece of, but you would be too dim to grasp that
Malign Puritans!
Rage against America!
Revise history!
by New England: Origin of United States
Revile the Pilgrims!
Spew against God and Country!
You know you want to.
by Noble Savage of Massachusetts
Dad, raping poultry
In - Bird ejaculation
Family gathering
by Elle Trytophan of Couch
Existential dread
Repetition rituals
Repeat until done
by Adam Ben Adam
Bong the cute Hmong girl
So sweet and lovely its sad
She does not like Wong.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
At least she answers.
Mine couldn't care less for verse.
She despises it.
by Wife of Strife for Life
The dull wife responds.
Answering my bad haiku.
Yes, I hate you too.
by Evil cunt. of Destroyer of lives.
Black Friday draws near.
Now shut up and buy,buy,buy.
(As TRUMP commands you)
by Lemmings of Amurrica
Love me some HAIKU !
Bring it on, any old time.
Haiku and beer, bro.
by Rusty McPherson of Amarillo TX Lone Star State come on over were barbecuin
Red! Gong hee fat choy!
Auspicious omens bring wealth:
burn more hell-money.
by Amulet Altar of Oracle
Yeah yeah youre NUTS , bud.
What the hell you tryna say?
Ya got a screw loose.
by Guy wearing gray Dickies with toolbox
Monsters on the streets.
Far more evil than those up
on the silver screen.
by Enter their brains and feed.
I stepped in some Schiff.
it was a Schiffty thing to do
Dog Schiff on my shoe
by Hunter Buydem of Spearmint Rhino
Impeach Trump bull chit!
You lose again Commie dolts!
When will you grow up?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hideous creatures
Plexaderm scary monsters!
Selling fake face lift
Wow who are you? wow!
You put the bondo on mug!?
Ha ha ha ha YIKES!!
by Prince Charming of Heast Castle
Catch all devils-
Seal them in the black jade jar-
using peach wood sword-
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Open your third eye.
Evil presence surrounds you.
But what will you do?
by This universe needs a purge.
When it's all over,
he who has the most blue cheese
is declared winner.
by df
A meme-specific
Bioweapon comes from space
Vaporizing you
by Cuttlefish Prime Alpha of Low Earth Orbit
Tallyho, fart boy
Veneer of intelligence
"Clever" camouflage
by Cuttlefish Prime of Adaptation
Oh Pallas, slay him.
Grey-eyed muse and protector,
Rend him limb from limb.
by That Fart Poet, of course
I am blending in
Now, irreverent humor
And then some fart jokes
by Cuttlefish
