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Veneer of intelligence
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I am blending in
Now, irreverent humor
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I've told you a thousand times
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There once was a man
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Hard act to follow

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I'm having regrets.
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The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't

A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody

Talkin' bout that UNH !
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Git y'all some PUSSY.

Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.

Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light

No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.

Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.

If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!

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Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming

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the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.

Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
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Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"

You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.

Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
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The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?

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Grinning cloaca

Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables

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revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.

Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!

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Phillipenis of Haiku:
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Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points

Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
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Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?

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Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.

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They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat

Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists

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Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!