The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
by Dear Bad Haiku
A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
by Imitation of Flattery
Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
by Line of lines
No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
by youporn.com of Limited time only
November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
by Seasonal Charm of New England
Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
by Highness of Anus
Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
by Newsflash of For immediate release
Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
by Anonymous Poet
You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
by Finally done wit it
Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
by df
Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
by He Speaks Tagalog Too
Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
by Jesus is lard
Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
by Jesus is lard
Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
by Jesus is lard
To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
by Out of Gas
Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
by Voter Fraud
Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
by Get Me Another Beer
Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
by Central Party of Surveillance
The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.
Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.
Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
by Blue Cheese of Undressing
She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.
And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.
by ACT II of Tennessee Tragedy 1941
Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...
by Hillbilly Temptress of Lil Abner
Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.
by Second Hillbilly of Smoky Mountain Tragedy
Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.
by Uncle Ferguson of Jest a-Sittin on Muh Old Cabin Porch
Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.
by Poetry of Tranquility
Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
by High-end Vinter of Oenology
Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
by Darth Putain de Truie
The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
by No Pain, No Ukraine
Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
