BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
347 Days
and
68486 Haikus
later...
The next time you feel some
Goblins leaving your anus
To write some haiku for you
Just... don't
Haiku #66444, by Dear Bad Haiku
November 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET

A rosey-cheeked Schiff
On the lap of the Derp State
Like Howdy Doody
Haiku #66443, by If Howdy Doody Hung Out With Ed Buck
November 21, 2019 4:29 pm ET

Talkin' bout that UNH !
Git all up on it, nome sain?
Git y'all some PUSSY.
Haiku #66442, by Patron, Tutor and Benefactor of the Grand Old Duke of York
November 21, 2019 10:21 am ET

Another night and
another day; an old-school
killer has to slay.
Haiku #66441, by Imitation of Flattery
November 21, 2019 7:15 am ET

Another day and
another night, a new school
shooting brought to light
Haiku #66440, by Line of lines
November 20, 2019 10:37 pm ET

No more vulgar verse.
Consider yourself warned:
A haiku re-set.
Haiku #66439, by Morals Committee of Haiku Safety
November 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Your lovely fat wife
is my Plan B backup muse.
She inspires my verse.
Haiku #66438, by Bridal Beauty of Spiritual Vision
November 20, 2019 8:27 am ET

If you masturbate
to pictures of my fat wife,
watch the video!
Haiku #66437, by youporn.com of Limited time only
November 19, 2019 11:48 pm ET

November just spits,
Then pours cold Coca-Cola
Down my back. Lovely.
Haiku #66436, by Seasonal Charm of New England
November 19, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Awaiting My Fate
Blown Rectal Integrity
Pegged To Death Screaming
Haiku #66435, by Mc Flesh Toaster of Nunyers
November 19, 2019 5:20 pm ET

Sodomite listen:
the universe DOES revolve
around your highness.
Haiku #66434, by Highness of Anus
November 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Jamie lee Curtis
Probably smells like tuna
And diarrhea
Haiku #66433, by Newsflash of For immediate release
November 18, 2019 1:52 am ET

Sodomite listen:
A stray breeze gently whispers
"Bleu cheese ain't that great"
Haiku #66432, by Anonymous Poet
November 17, 2019 10:36 pm ET

You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku #66431, by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku #66430, by Finally done wit it
November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET

Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku #66429, by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET

This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku #66428, by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET

James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku #66427, by df
November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET

Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku #66426, by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET

Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku #66425, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku #66424, by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
Haiku #66423, by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
November 15, 2019 4:53 pm ET

Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
Haiku #66422, by He Speaks Tagalog Too
November 15, 2019 4:22 pm ET

Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
Haiku #66421, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:20 pm ET

Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
Haiku #66420, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:18 pm ET

Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
Haiku #66419, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 12:38 pm ET

To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
Haiku #66418, by Out of Gas
November 14, 2019 8:02 pm ET

Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
Haiku #66417, by Voter Fraud
November 14, 2019 2:06 pm ET

Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
Haiku #66416, by Get Me Another Beer
November 14, 2019 8:24 am ET

Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
Haiku #66415, by Central Party of Surveillance
November 14, 2019 7:13 am ET

The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.

Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
Haiku #66414, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:45 am ET

The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.

Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
Haiku #66413, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:36 am ET

I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
Haiku #66412, by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
November 14, 2019 3:06 am ET

There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku #66411, by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET

Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku #66410, by Blue Cheese of Undressing
November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET

She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku #66409, by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET

Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku #66408, by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET

My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #66407, by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET

Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
Haiku #66406, by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
November 13, 2019 9:33 pm ET

OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.
Haiku #66405, by ACT II of Tennessee Tragedy 1941
November 13, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...
Haiku #66404, by Hillbilly Temptress of Lil Abner
November 13, 2019 8:48 pm ET

Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.
Haiku #66403, by Second Hillbilly of Smoky Mountain Tragedy
November 13, 2019 8:00 pm ET

Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.
Haiku #66402, by Uncle Ferguson of Jest a-Sittin on Muh Old Cabin Porch
November 13, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.
Haiku #66401, by Poetry of Tranquility
November 13, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
Haiku #66400, by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
November 13, 2019 6:39 pm ET

Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
Haiku #66399, by High-end Vinter of Oenology
November 13, 2019 2:35 am ET

Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
Haiku #66398, by Darth Putain de Truie
November 12, 2019 9:42 pm ET


The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
Haiku #66397, by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
November 12, 2019 4:51 pm ET

E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
Haiku #66396, by No Pain, No Ukraine
November 11, 2019 2:11 pm ET

Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
Haiku #66395, by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
November 11, 2019 10:08 am ET