My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.

Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!

OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.

Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...

Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.

Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.

Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.

Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop

Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?

Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!

The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.

E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter

Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real

Why not wipe your ass
With fresh sliced Italian bread
Make a turd sandwich

Fromunda blue cheese
Dank musk of nut sack salute
Got it going on

Colt single action
Click, click, click click, that spells Colt.
Hawg leg .44!

Used to ride the range
Many tenderfoot fops there
They did not know shit

But they thought they did
Can't tell a damn Cow from Sheep
Useless bastards all.

Rope your Haiku pard
Or get your Mom to do it
and get off my range.

None of us have range?
What, within haiku verse form?
You can kiss my range.

None of you have range
Same themes and same ideas
Not interesting

Okinawa girl
Skilled in the downward dawg pose
your so very cute!

In yer yoga pants
a nose in the camels tent
prayer mat of flesh.

Okie yoga girl
wanted to drink beer with Wong
Wong did not go there

Another mistake
Flexible, sexy,- big boobs.
Wong so very wrong..

Poki-haunt-us- wants
To take- steal, old Wong Lofan's
Billions of dollars!

Cram it fake Injun!
You can't take my silver, gold!
To give to no loads!

I donated my
Billions to the NRA
Just to pi$$ you off!

Holiday cheese ball
A makeshift dildo of sorts
The cheese stands alone

Sharp tangy cheddar
Atop your tart apple pie
Then you get the shits

Your lines of Blue Cheese
get old and stinky quite fast.
Move on to Cheddar.

When she did the splits,
and then stood up off her mat,
a line of blue cheese.

Wow. Miss Yoga-mat
You really can flex yourself.
How do you do it?

She's way spiritual.
I love Mistress Yoga-mat.
She's yogamatic!

Hail to Master Wong
Fighting Kommies with Haiku
Let Reds eat these lines

Omar the hate girl-
Hates our country to the bone,
Not worth-- a Haiku.

AOC one more!
Beer please- in a drunken world
Idjots like you- 'lady'

Rule the DNC
Bat chit crazy leftist kids
Buy all your bull $hit.

Bernie Bolshevik!
Demented Commie geezer
Flapping arms around

Like you want to fly
Back to Khrushchev's Moscow
Second Honey Moon??

Beto! wat the hell!?
I thought you were gonna take
My squirrel rifle?

Have another joint
and ride your fooking skate board
to the barber shop.

Sudoku Haiku
Count one two three four five six
Seven eight and nine

Abu Bakr Al-
What's his face dies every year
Must be resilient

I have a huge cunt.
Of course it isn't my cunt.
I need an upgrade.

Ho Chi Minh, Nixon
Slow dancing in the moonlight
To Frank Sinatra

God the Father is Spirit, sperm is physical. Jesus is the offspring of King David through the patrilineal bloodline of his biological father Joseph: [2Tim 2;8] the greek word used for offspring here is spermatos. That's why he said "You just be born AGAIN" [John 3;6-7]. It is a spiritual birth.

The phrase "only begotten" as it occurs in greek is "monogene" which COULD mean "only begotten" if it did not conflict with scripture. David states in scripture that he had been begotten of God. [Ps 2;7]. Again, that was a spiritual birth. It is more likely that the word "mono" in that context was used to mean "one" or "single"

You're not His child, but you could be if you believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah and repent from sin and the many abominations of your heart.

Holy sperm count low?
Did God only have one kid?
Aren't we his children?

Cattle carcass stench
Wafting in from slaughterhouse
Yup, I'll eat that shit

New Pope: Figpucker
Changes made to Vatican...
Just cosmetic ones

Ah, the uselessness . . .
the sheer USELESS uselessness:
useless Haiku verse.

Swoops in from above
Billionaire from big city
BAT- nope, Donald Trump

ivory fowl gaze
dandelion fetta creak
bramble mountain pie

Blue cheese and blow jobs
Faint tinkling of piano
A familiar tune

Pick a Christmas gift....
Knitted testicle cozy?
Consider it done

White supremacist
Means white guy likes the Supremes
more than Diana

welcome visitor:
"the aliens are coming
get inside quickly!"

****If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

Gun, bow-and-arrow...
Why not land mines or grenades?
Make sure it's done right!