BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
67 Days
and
69681 Haikus
later...
Poki-haunt-us- wants
To take- steal, old Wong Lofan's
Billions of dollars!

Cram it fake Injun!
You can't take my silver, gold!
To give to no loads!

I donated my
Billions to the NRA
Just to pi$$ you off!
Haiku #66386, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:43 pm ET

Holiday cheese ball
A makeshift dildo of sorts
The cheese stands alone
Haiku #66385, by Microbial action of Follow the moans
November 9, 2019 2:37 pm ET

Sharp tangy cheddar
Atop your tart apple pie
Then you get the shits
Haiku #66384, by Home Cooking of Home
November 9, 2019 2:35 pm ET

Your lines of Blue Cheese
get old and stinky quite fast.
Move on to Cheddar.
Haiku #66383, by Biodegradation of Fromage
November 9, 2019 10:56 am ET

When she did the splits,
and then stood up off her mat,
a line of blue cheese.
Haiku #66382, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 10:39 am ET

Wow. Miss Yoga-mat
You really can flex yourself.
How do you do it?
Haiku #66381, by Iyengar of Patnajali
November 9, 2019 6:13 am ET

She's way spiritual.
I love Mistress Yoga-mat.
She's yogamatic!
Haiku #66380, by Patnajali of Pajamarama
November 9, 2019 6:10 am ET

Hail to Master Wong
Fighting Kommies with Haiku
Let Reds eat these lines
Haiku #66379, by thin red line of syllabobble
November 9, 2019 6:07 am ET

Omar the hate girl-
Hates our country to the bone,
Not worth-- a Haiku.
Haiku #66378, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:07 am ET

AOC one more!
Beer please- in a drunken world
Idjots like you- 'lady'

Rule the DNC
Bat chit crazy leftist kids
Buy all your bull $hit.
Haiku #66377, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:47 am ET

Bernie Bolshevik!
Demented Commie geezer
Flapping arms around

Like you want to fly
Back to Khrushchev's Moscow
Second Honey Moon??
Haiku #66376, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

Beto! wat the hell!?
I thought you were gonna take
My squirrel rifle?

Have another joint
and ride your fooking skate board
to the barber shop.
Haiku #66375, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:32 am ET

Sudoku Haiku
Count one two three four five six
Seven eight and nine
Haiku #66374, by It is logic not math
November 9, 2019 12:22 am ET

Abu Bakr Al-
What's his face dies every year
Must be resilient
Haiku #66373, by The Derp State
November 7, 2019 6:48 pm ET

I have a huge cunt.
Of course it isn't my cunt.
I need an upgrade.
Haiku #66372, by
November 7, 2019 9:56 am ET

Ho Chi Minh, Nixon
Slow dancing in the moonlight
To Frank Sinatra
Haiku #66371, by I actually dreamt this haiku
November 6, 2019 7:30 am ET

God the Father is Spirit, sperm is physical. Jesus is the offspring of King David through the patrilineal bloodline of his biological father Joseph: [2Tim 2;8] the greek word used for offspring here is spermatos. That's why he said "You just be born AGAIN" [John 3;6-7]. It is a spiritual birth.

The phrase "only begotten" as it occurs in greek is "monogene" which COULD mean "only begotten" if it did not conflict with scripture. David states in scripture that he had been begotten of God. [Ps 2;7]. Again, that was a spiritual birth. It is more likely that the word "mono" in that context was used to mean "one" or "single"

You're not His child, but you could be if you believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah and repent from sin and the many abominations of your heart.
Haiku #66370, by Anonymous Prophet of Desert
November 6, 2019 7:27 am ET

Holy sperm count low?
Did God only have one kid?
Aren't we his children?
Haiku #66369, by Confused Possible Bastard of Nearby
November 6, 2019 6:36 am ET

Cattle carcass stench
Wafting in from slaughterhouse
Yup, I'll eat that shit
Haiku #66368, by Reverential duplicitous
November 5, 2019 11:49 pm ET

New Pope: Figpucker
Changes made to Vatican...
Just cosmetic ones
Haiku #66367, by Martin Luther of quietly pinning a note to the door
November 5, 2019 10:54 pm ET

Ah, the uselessness . . .
the sheer USELESS uselessness:
useless Haiku verse.
Haiku #66366, by Utilitarians of Poetic Pragmatism
November 5, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Swoops in from above
Billionaire from big city
BAT- nope, Donald Trump
Haiku #66365, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2019 6:33 am ET

ivory fowl gaze
dandelion fetta creak
bramble mountain pie
Haiku #66364, by Agnes Cowgill of United Kingdom
November 5, 2019 5:25 am ET

Blue cheese and blow jobs
Faint tinkling of piano
A familiar tune
Haiku #66363, by Drunk of Formerly of barstool
November 5, 2019 2:26 am ET

Pick a Christmas gift....
Knitted testicle cozy?
Consider it done
Haiku #66362, by Phil Lesh
November 4, 2019 1:18 pm ET

White supremacist
Means white guy likes the Supremes
more than Diana
Haiku #66361, by I Hear a Symphony of Motor City Detroit
November 4, 2019 9:25 am ET

welcome visitor:
"the aliens are coming
get inside quickly!"
Haiku #66360, by it keeps boring people out
November 3, 2019 10:43 pm ET

****If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!
Haiku #66359, by Captain Spaulding of Spicy limited edition blue cheese chicken wings! They just taste so damn good!
November 3, 2019 5:50 pm ET

Gun, bow-and-arrow...
Why not land mines or grenades?
Make sure it's done right!
Haiku #66358, by If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make of -- Captain Spaulding
November 3, 2019 5:49 pm ET

Just like McDonald's,
with every McFigpucker,
you get a free turd.
Haiku #66357, by Not so happy meal. of McD never had a blue cheese burger, the corporate scum... Well, except in France.
November 3, 2019 5:46 pm ET

You don't need a gun
Why not a bow and arrow?
Just like Ted Nugent
Haiku #66356, by Phil Lesh ....for the love of Internet tough guys
November 3, 2019 10:29 am ET

Only joking Darth.
Of course we love the brilliance.
(Not so much the turds)
Haiku #66355, by Smile and say "cheese" for Jesus
November 3, 2019 7:32 am ET

I can hardly wait!
Well, you know how to reach me.
Don't be a pussy.
Haiku #66354, by df of Vincent Van Gogh, Figpucker, and Smurfette -- all have blue periods.
November 2, 2019 10:00 pm ET

Should I bring a cheese platter and imported beer? We can make a party of my execution. Stream it on FB and Twitter and YouTube... or maybe put it on Pay-Per-View. Think of the money you can make!
Haiku #66353, by Darth Figpucker
November 2, 2019 9:58 pm ET

I'm going swimming.
There are turds in the ocean.
I swim right by them.
Haiku #66352, by Darth Figpucker of Blue Cheese Binge Cringe
November 2, 2019 9:54 pm ET

Post your home address.
I'll come over to your house.
Then you can shoot me.
Haiku #66351, by Darth Figpucker of darthfigpucker2@gmail.com for more info
November 2, 2019 9:51 pm ET

It would pleasure me
To shoot you in your sick head
Like eating blue cheese
Haiku #66350, by But Alas I Have No Firearm And Know Not Where Thou Livest
November 2, 2019 7:02 pm ET

Home field advantage
Crucial for pooping pleasure
Agree completely
Haiku #66349, by Phil Lesh
November 2, 2019 5:53 pm ET

I poo in private
with a soft pressure bidet
for my tender bits.
Haiku #66348, by public crappers, no no no! of ... unless there's free blue cheese.
November 2, 2019 4:48 am ET

Mirror on the floor.
I want to see my asshole.
Wow, that is nasty.
Haiku #66347, by Good thing I'm not gay. of Well, I like blue cheese, and that's a little gay.
November 2, 2019 3:50 am ET

I shat a white turd
from eating too much blue cheese.
It looked like dog poo.
Haiku #66346, by My God, you're right! of Staring at the toilet in amazement of my white poo... like a Halloween ghost!
November 2, 2019 3:40 am ET

Talk to my ass, Darth.
That's your basic element:
Blue Cheese and Bathroom.
Haiku #66345, by Figpucker's Follies of the Public Toilet
November 1, 2019 6:26 pm ET

Talking to yourself
A million miles a minute
Bluetooth bag of wind
Haiku #66344, by Zappy of Mount Olympus
November 1, 2019 4:01 pm ET

Trick or Treat my house.
Caramel covered blue cheese!
Made with pot butter.
Haiku #66343, by And laced w/ LSD. of Newark NJ
October 31, 2019 9:26 pm ET

HALLOWEEN, bitches!
Why aren't you trick or treating?
Candy for Satan!!!!
Haiku #66342, by Tomorrow ALL SAINTS
October 31, 2019 8:04 pm ET

It's the rennet, dolt.
That bacterial rennet:
It's curdling your brain.
Haiku #66341, by Chose Cheese of Chews
October 31, 2019 9:48 am ET

Towering phallus
The lighthouse keeper wanking
Moans like a foghorn
Haiku #66340, by Sea Bizkit of Salty
October 31, 2019 4:31 am ET

Thinks he's THE BIG CHEESE
a morsel of fromunda
Under the toadstool
Haiku #66339, by Authority on small dinx of At your service
October 30, 2019 7:35 pm ET

A burning question:
Does Donald Trump eat blue cheese?
Or just orange cheddar.
Haiku #66338, by Fuck Colby and American. of Those are for pussies.
October 30, 2019 7:01 pm ET

Clunking and scraping
Experiencing boners
Robots masturbatr
Haiku #66337, by Running of For the nearest exit
October 30, 2019 1:53 am ET