It would pleasure me
To shoot you in your sick head
Like eating blue cheese
by But Alas I Have No Firearm And Know Not Where Thou Livest
Home field advantage
Crucial for pooping pleasure
Agree completely
by Phil Lesh
I poo in private
with a soft pressure bidet
for my tender bits.
by public crappers, no no no! of ... unless there's free blue cheese.
Mirror on the floor.
I want to see my asshole.
Wow, that is nasty.
by Good thing I'm not gay. of Well, I like blue cheese, and that's a little gay.
I shat a white turd
from eating too much blue cheese.
It looked like dog poo.
by My God, you're right! of Staring at the toilet in amazement of my white poo... like a Halloween ghost!
Talk to my ass, Darth.
That's your basic element:
Blue Cheese and Bathroom.
by Figpucker's Follies of the Public Toilet
Talking to yourself
A million miles a minute
Bluetooth bag of wind
by Zappy of Mount Olympus
Trick or Treat my house.
Caramel covered blue cheese!
Made with pot butter.
by And laced w/ LSD. of Newark NJ
HALLOWEEN, bitches!
Why aren't you trick or treating?
Candy for Satan!!!!
by Tomorrow ALL SAINTS
It's the rennet, dolt.
That bacterial rennet:
It's curdling your brain.
by Chose Cheese of Chews
Towering phallus
The lighthouse keeper wanking
Moans like a foghorn
by Sea Bizkit of Salty
Thinks he's THE BIG CHEESE
a morsel of fromunda
Under the toadstool
by Authority on small dinx of At your service
A burning question:
Does Donald Trump eat blue cheese?
Or just orange cheddar.
by Fuck Colby and American. of Those are for pussies.
Clunking and scraping
Experiencing boners
Robots masturbatr
by Running of For the nearest exit
I do not love you.
When I wake and see your face
I want to vomit.
High pressure puke spray.
Projectile chunks of blue cheese.
Like the Exorcist.
Call it a geyser.
Capt. Morgan's and Roquefort.
And it's all your fault.
by my talking to my Japanese blow-up love doll.
Immersion blender
This time in the porto pot
Butt brownie batter
by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
A Tri Delta smelt a
fart from my ass
wholly disgusted
and perturbed
by the disturbed
misbehavior of my
super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!
...or 2... or 3... or FOUR!
She slammed the damned
door like the plastic whore
she is.
You snooze, you lose
your shoes in the ooze.
She should not have drank
all that booze.
SPLAT!
by Nasty stole ja.
That's a big problem.
A cheesy blue period.
Unless you're Smurfette.
by Anonymous Poet
Like Vincent van Gogh,
I've got my blue period.
I know, it's cheesy.
by Darth Figgy Pudding
The specimen jar
Certainly looks like your poop
The smell is spot on
by Sa meg uh ma sore ass of Peeking
Wholly archetype,
Mandalas imply wholeness...
but are they HOLY?
by I Ate My Anima Hole, sorry--WHOLE
Individuate!
Listen to your enema!
I mean . . . anima.
by Too Jung to be Freud
What the fuck is this?
Seriously I'm confused
What is this place for?
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Forgot to haiku.
So haiku is now a verb.
'Cause I made it so.
I wonder if blue cheese can be made from goat milk. I need to learn how.
by Blue cheese on balot eggs? of No... no no no. That's just wrong.
Yeah, but you think replacing an electron w/ a muon is going to have any effect other than possible destruction of the fullerene by energetic radioactive decay? I mean, what's the purpose of all that? Even it has some sort of quantum computing "significance" it's not practical and I'm really needing some gelatinous pork broth to slather all over my cock before masturbating to midgets pooping all morning long. Know what I mean?
by Red Hot Blues corn chips and blue cheese really go well together. of Seriously though, give it a try. You're in the US, you have access to all that fatty stuff. Lucky cunts.
Oh so that was you:
Perdeuterofullerane
Found through Google search
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Mostly because
A deuterated fullerane does not
Oxidize as quickly as a hydrogenated
Fullerane
by Not a Haiku of Oh Well
Don't bother calling
A medical office phone
Phone tree- straight to hell.
Useless telephones
Drive to the M.D. office
Don't waste time calling.
Hell-it will not work
Best to face to face present
If you need Doc's help
by Dr Kildare of Long gone
Already forgot
About that weird Greta girl
and about climate
by Neurotics of the West, UNITE
About skeletons
(The ones with skin still on them)
Ask Jimmy Savile
by Sir James of Royal Hospital Morgue
Is it possible
to hump skeletons any
other way than dry?
by Unless you puke on them... of Or use KY. Or blue cheese.
October romance
Dry humping a skeleton
Whilst eating candy
by Boner of Nearby
Did you jack off on
the periodic table
in your science class?
by Ultra geek of At the blue cheese fondue fountain drowning Triscuits.
The dead body moves!
Marxism animates the corpse.
Cadaver twitches . . .
by Communists are Dead of Zombies
Can you get headaches
from snorting too much blue cheese?
It was organic.
by Darth Hippie Figpucker
ISIS Devil Kilt!
Smart! don't tell Democrats $hit
As they would leak it
And help the Bastard.
Just to stop the USA
From killing a Devil
Obama's JV
Chased into a rat hole
And blasted to mush.
Head chopping Bastard
Seller of slaves and rapist
Hollers for Mommy.
To late Turban dude
Your sins done caught up with you
And you paid the price
by Shaitan of Al Bagdadi's new home
Beautiful golden
Fresh water pouring down me
R Kelly rapist
by Problematique of Hell, probably
Never want to end
Our greatest memories here
Also, meth users
by Stupidity of Gangsta Town
Beautiful beaches
Sand between your spider toes
Cries by the sea wall
by LonelyGirl15 of G Town
I am writing one!!
I'm really doing it, dad!!!
Now am I worthY???
by Problematic
I do not like her
Please stop talking about it
She is annoying
by Agreeable of Ledbetter Residence
Humble Bumble Bee. . .
What does that even mean, bitch?
Take your lithium!
by You Know of Allen-ville
Dead Eleven years
Wife left us Daughter and me
I Needed some help
by Anonymous Poet
I gave you the truth
Please do not as more of me
Sadness Consumes Me
by Sethe of Topside
You break my poor heart
You evil, ungrateful bitch
I gave you my all
by Mr. Nutty Balls of Seaside
I have an answer
I don't believe in it
Standardized Loving
by Sethe of Hell
Is that you, Sethe?
I have a question to ask
Will you marry me?
by Mr. Nuts and Balls of Factory
Beware of trolls here
Stealing you name to insult
on here whilst wife dying
by Anonymous Poet
Such Lonely People
desperate for some contact
I hope you find some
by Anonymous Poet
Wal Mart dink rollback
Uncircumcised anteater
Your favorite greeter
by Smile of Undisclosed