A Tri Delta smelt a
fart from my ass
wholly disgusted
and perturbed
by the disturbed
misbehavior of my
super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!
...or 2... or 3... or FOUR!
She slammed the damned
door like the plastic whore
she is.
You snooze, you lose
your shoes in the ooze.
She should not have drank
all that booze.
SPLAT!
by Nasty stole ja.
That's a big problem.
A cheesy blue period.
Unless you're Smurfette.
by Anonymous Poet
Like Vincent van Gogh,
I've got my blue period.
I know, it's cheesy.
by Darth Figgy Pudding
The specimen jar
Certainly looks like your poop
The smell is spot on
by Sa meg uh ma sore ass of Peeking
Wholly archetype,
Mandalas imply wholeness...
but are they HOLY?
by I Ate My Anima Hole, sorry--WHOLE
Individuate!
Listen to your enema!
I mean . . . anima.
by Too Jung to be Freud
What the fuck is this?
Seriously I'm confused
What is this place for?
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Forgot to haiku.
So haiku is now a verb.
'Cause I made it so.
I wonder if blue cheese can be made from goat milk. I need to learn how.
by Blue cheese on balot eggs? of No... no no no. That's just wrong.
Yeah, but you think replacing an electron w/ a muon is going to have any effect other than possible destruction of the fullerene by energetic radioactive decay? I mean, what's the purpose of all that? Even it has some sort of quantum computing "significance" it's not practical and I'm really needing some gelatinous pork broth to slather all over my cock before masturbating to midgets pooping all morning long. Know what I mean?
by Red Hot Blues corn chips and blue cheese really go well together. of Seriously though, give it a try. You're in the US, you have access to all that fatty stuff. Lucky cunts.
Oh so that was you:
Perdeuterofullerane
Found through Google search
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Mostly because
A deuterated fullerane does not
Oxidize as quickly as a hydrogenated
Fullerane
by Not a Haiku of Oh Well
Don't bother calling
A medical office phone
Phone tree- straight to hell.
Useless telephones
Drive to the M.D. office
Don't waste time calling.
Hell-it will not work
Best to face to face present
If you need Doc's help
by Dr Kildare of Long gone
Already forgot
About that weird Greta girl
and about climate
by Neurotics of the West, UNITE
About skeletons
(The ones with skin still on them)
Ask Jimmy Savile
by Sir James of Royal Hospital Morgue
Is it possible
to hump skeletons any
other way than dry?
by Unless you puke on them... of Or use KY. Or blue cheese.
October romance
Dry humping a skeleton
Whilst eating candy
by Boner of Nearby
Did you jack off on
the periodic table
in your science class?
by Ultra geek of At the blue cheese fondue fountain drowning Triscuits.
The dead body moves!
Marxism animates the corpse.
Cadaver twitches . . .
by Communists are Dead of Zombies
Can you get headaches
from snorting too much blue cheese?
It was organic.
by Darth Hippie Figpucker
ISIS Devil Kilt!
Smart! don't tell Democrats $hit
As they would leak it
And help the Bastard.
Just to stop the USA
From killing a Devil
Obama's JV
Chased into a rat hole
And blasted to mush.
Head chopping Bastard
Seller of slaves and rapist
Hollers for Mommy.
To late Turban dude
Your sins done caught up with you
And you paid the price
by Shaitan of Al Bagdadi's new home
Beautiful golden
Fresh water pouring down me
R Kelly rapist
by Problematique of Hell, probably
Never want to end
Our greatest memories here
Also, meth users
by Stupidity of Gangsta Town
Beautiful beaches
Sand between your spider toes
Cries by the sea wall
by LonelyGirl15 of G Town
I am writing one!!
I'm really doing it, dad!!!
Now am I worthY???
by Problematic
I do not like her
Please stop talking about it
She is annoying
by Agreeable of Ledbetter Residence
Humble Bumble Bee. . .
What does that even mean, bitch?
Take your lithium!
by You Know of Allen-ville
Dead Eleven years
Wife left us Daughter and me
I Needed some help
by Anonymous Poet
I gave you the truth
Please do not as more of me
Sadness Consumes Me
by Sethe of Topside
You break my poor heart
You evil, ungrateful bitch
I gave you my all
by Mr. Nutty Balls of Seaside
I have an answer
I don't believe in it
Standardized Loving
by Sethe of Hell
Is that you, Sethe?
I have a question to ask
Will you marry me?
by Mr. Nuts and Balls of Factory
Beware of trolls here
Stealing you name to insult
on here whilst wife dying
by Anonymous Poet
Such Lonely People
desperate for some contact
I hope you find some
by Anonymous Poet
Wal Mart dink rollback
Uncircumcised anteater
Your favorite greeter
by Smile of Undisclosed
Susan Sarandon:
Pingpongpingpongpingpongping.
It's all about that.
by Adam Schiff of Standard Hotel Hell
Trump gave the OK
To roast weird Al -Baghdadi
on the earthly plain.
Now he roasts in Hell
72 Virgin goats
Have their way with him
Trump is not JV
Bombed the hell out of them
Kill them break their chit.
Verily- its good
Live by the sword and die
Like rats caught in trap
by Shaitan of AL Bhagdadi's new home
Brian Wilson's brie
Sliding down his golden throat
Sprinkled with beach sand
by Noticer of Details of Dune Buggy
The cheese stands alone
Masturbates vigorously
And calls it haiku
by Squeaky Fromage of Creepy Crawlin
Your salad got tossed,
blue cheese, blue boy, moldy one.
Step up. Write Haiku.
by Salad Wars of Oriental Verse
Been snorting blue cheese.
It's way better than cocaine.
My heart is racing.
by blue bleu blew a load of moldy funk all over your tossed salad. of impregnated with croutons
Too much chattering
Walkie talkie etiquette
Says you must shut up
by Unhappy Ears of Shushville
Hey cheese-head it's "bleu".
Also that Italian one,
And Stilton. Roquefort.
by Think Outside of the Mold
Super slick slaughter
More whales killed for their blubber
Thus more blue cheese made
by Capt. Anal of You Know
Electrons don't "orbit", but I know what you mean. Why deuterium and not some other atom or isotope? I don't think that would even matter. Or antimatter. Splatter on the platter, I'd rather have the latter to make me fatter. Swing batter batter, swing! Use the bat to stir the batter. Mad as a hatter. Mercury in the blue cheese.
by Or something.
Sometimes I wonder
If Miss Vargas is able
to vagina smile.
by She probably can but een Espaneesh
Sometimes I wonder
What the spin flip transition
Of a muon would be if it replaced
The electron orbiting
A deuterium atom
Sigh
by Not a Haiku of Oh Well
Accidentally found
This obscure site through research
I am quite appalled
by Philip T. Mayweather of Fort Meade, Maryland
Tell them bring blue cheese.
Trapped down here, I am famished.
And a nice wheat ale.
I guess we'll have a
beer and blue cheese pairing brunch
amidst STDs.
Christ I miss good cheese.
Civilization's yardstick.
Why 1st world is fat.
by Darth Figpucker, Esq., The Highly Inappropriate of But you can call me Lord Figpucker
Tell the rescue team
to wear biohazard suits.
God knows what's in there.
Full body condoms.
Appropriate attire.
Burn gear post rescue.
Prometheus clap.
Your dick becomes Alien.
Its teeth pierce your skull.
by Even worse than the diseases of Philippines whore houses. Trust me.