Tell the rescue team
to wear biohazard suits.
God knows what's in there.
Full body condoms.
Appropriate attire.
Burn gear post rescue.
Prometheus clap.
Your dick becomes Alien.
Its teeth pierce your skull.
by Even worse than the diseases of Philippines whore houses. Trust me.
Laurie forgive me.
I'm trapped in your vagina.
Please send rescue team.
by OB GYN spelunker EMT Navy Seals.
Laurie forgive me.
I forgot about your face
For twenty minutes.
by Not Thinking About The Attributes of Laurie Vargas
Barbara Crowley:
Either her or her mother
Got next to the Mage.
by Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of Satanism
Now Barbara Bush...
I'd smother her in blue cheese,
and eat ev'ry bite.
by Laura Bush, not so much.
Not Vaurie Large-ass.
Not even with free blue cheese.
No no no no no.
by
How on earth to stop
Thinking about Laurie V ?
(V for Vargas) Wow.
by Not thinking of Laurie Vargas
But seriously . . .
Laurie Vargas gets me hot.
Hotter than George. Bush.
by Hot wetback of Wet Hotback
Succoth Nergal-Gul
Gurgaath Karg Ar Lothep Ur
Cthulu Ngaak
by Incantation of Recreation
Grease pain oh grease pain
you wrack my ungreased body
Like Laurie Vargas
by El Singular of Los Angeles
Sophisticated.
Blue cheese, wine, and poetry.
I need a Porsche.
by Will you buy me one?
I hate this small town.
The selection of blue cheese
is lacking at best.
by Backwards 3rd world mosquito infested shit hole of as our Dear President Trump would say.
What color grease pain?
Oh shit, I cannot decide.
Black w/ polka dots?
by What do you think? of Blue cheese blue cheese blue cheese!
I would rob a bank.
Wearing speedos and grease paint.
With a squirt pistol.
LSD squirt gun.
Demand all the lollipops.
Why would I need cash?
And I'd have a tray.
Filled with Triscuits and blue cheese.
All tellers must strip.
by That's the way life SHOULD be! of But no, you had to go and be sane and shit.
Cowboy coffeepot:
Indian subcontinent.
Legal stimulants!
by Generated by a Bot, of course
Chile con palta
Palta con aguacate
Con abogado
by Avocado of Santiago
Avocado toast
Mushy green ejaculate
Of hipster poets
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Surveillance System
Like lemongrass bordering
An infant's cradle
by Who Do of Redrob
What this world needs is
vending machines with blue cheese
and expensive wine.
by Anonymous Poet
Free vasectomy
Insert your penis in slot
You'll be shooting blanks
by Entrepreneur of Undisclosed
Found a pubic hair
I'm a cold lonely cavern
Where they age blue cheese
by Trapped in your wife's cunt of Blue Cheese lured me in
I enjoy blue cheese.
I also enjoy eggnog.
They clash horribly.
You could say very
much like your wife and mistress.
Cat fight in the fridge.
by df
The nectar of life?
That would have to be haiku!
... While eating blue cheese.
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
Who said it's boring?
Haiku is like life itself,
But more exciting.
by Nodding Off of Drooling on Keyboard
Favorite zombie?
That would have to be Jesus
If he does come back
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Watch it all burn down.
Don't forget the marshmallows.
Melted blue cheese wraps.
Habanero sauce
on top of blue cheese nachos.
Blue corn chips, of course.
Amerexican.
Red white and blue nacho chips.
It's nacho country.
by Blue cheese nachos French Mexican prostitute of streaks of mold dribbling off the plate.
Hey there Hollywood!
Its good you took our money!
Now kiss Chicom Azz.!
by Chairman Mao of Burning Paradice
The problem by now
is much less Communism
than brain-dead zombies.
by Dead Souls Burn in Hell of God in Christ
Wine and cheese pairings
Blue cheese dingleberry clump
With Menstrual Merlot
and
by Vince Vaughn Go of With the flow
Politics are strange.
Do communists eat blue cheese?
Or just processed slime?
by Red white and blue cheese forever!
Remember those jokes?
Lil Johnny Fuckerfaster
Well, they're still funny
by Drunk of Barstool
Labron James spokesman!
For the Communist killers
Cloaking their actions-
Misinformed idiots
Grovel at the Chicoms feet
Spout their party line!
They will learn later
Chinese Communists- racist
To the ninth power
To late we own you.
Just like brain dead Hollywood
Your @$$ is ours.
by Kong Ming of Third Kingdom
Sandy Duncan's corpse
Defiled in a field of wheat
Incoming hard on!
by Snacker of Follow the moans
That cocktail party
I saw you unzip your pants
And fuck the warm brie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
My God, your cunt's tight.
Oh, sorry, that's your nostril.
Well, I'm not stopping.
Now I need a snack.
Someone pass the blue cheese please.
Triscuits or Wheat Thins?
by Why not both!
Ommmm Gorgonzola,
Danish, Roquefort, Cabrales,
and Stilton cheese ommmmm.....
by Tantric curds! of Can't trick turds!
Chop off your penis.
Tie it onto a long string.
Swing it at people.
by The First Church of Blue Cheese. of Without a penis, you'll have more time to devote to blue cheese!
Grilled blue cheese sandwich.
Blue cheese with an apple slice.
Chocolate blue cheese.
by BCD of All hail the mold veins!
God I love blue cheese.
I'd suck off President Trump
for a quarter pound.
Blue cheese on burgers.
Blue cheese with my spicy wing.
Blue cheese on ice cream.
I can orgasm
just thinking about blue cheese.
Taste my tangy spunk!
by Baby Carrot Dick of Newark, NJ
I know that I have
a baby carrot penis
and Ranch dressing spooge.
by Dip do wop a dip blam boom. of Blue Cheese Forever!
Bite them, Bad Haiku!
Yes, bite and tear with your claws!
Good Haiku. Sit, boy.
by Training Attack Haiku
Why does God hate me?
Got a baby carrot dick
The sheep laugh at it
by Phil Lush
God's love for you shows
in how large your penis is.
So he hates poets!
by Ron Jeremy fan club.
God bless 'Murica!
Dem damn Chinee derkerjer!
(South Park - took our jobs.)
by Redneck in training.
Nationalism.
Nationalism and more
nationalism.
by God ordained the Nations of the World
Tinkling midnight stream
Radioactive urine
Fukashima glow
by Drunk of Undisclosed
Late at night I rise
and stagger to the bathroom:
pissing bright moonlight.
by Elation of Urination
I am the Devil.
And I'm here to do His work.
--Otis Firefly
by Sit on a potato pan otis. of Nowhere near a potato pan.
Must have been nitrous
That opened your brain portal
To Lucifer's light.
by DF critical intervention
I did much nitrous
When the Dead rolled through Denver
Back in the 90s
Five bucks a balloon
Wonder if I could have died
Oh well, too late now.
From what I recall
Those were super awesome time's
Tough to remember
by Phil Lesh
