Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #66250
My God, your cunt's tight.
Oh, sorry, that's your nostril.
Well, I'm not stopping.

Now I need a snack.
Someone pass the blue cheese please.
Triscuits or Wheat Thins?
Haiku #66250
Posted: October 23, 2019 12:38 am ET
Poet & location: Why not both!