What this world needs is
vending machines with blue cheese
and expensive wine.
by Anonymous Poet
Free vasectomy
Insert your penis in slot
You'll be shooting blanks
by Entrepreneur of Undisclosed
Found a pubic hair
I'm a cold lonely cavern
Where they age blue cheese
by Trapped in your wife's cunt of Blue Cheese lured me in
I enjoy blue cheese.
I also enjoy eggnog.
They clash horribly.
You could say very
much like your wife and mistress.
Cat fight in the fridge.
by df
The nectar of life?
That would have to be haiku!
... While eating blue cheese.
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
Who said it's boring?
Haiku is like life itself,
But more exciting.
by Nodding Off of Drooling on Keyboard
Favorite zombie?
That would have to be Jesus
If he does come back
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Watch it all burn down.
Don't forget the marshmallows.
Melted blue cheese wraps.
Habanero sauce
on top of blue cheese nachos.
Blue corn chips, of course.
Amerexican.
Red white and blue nacho chips.
It's nacho country.
by Blue cheese nachos French Mexican prostitute of streaks of mold dribbling off the plate.
Hey there Hollywood!
Its good you took our money!
Now kiss Chicom Azz.!
by Chairman Mao of Burning Paradice
The problem by now
is much less Communism
than brain-dead zombies.
by Dead Souls Burn in Hell of God in Christ
Wine and cheese pairings
Blue cheese dingleberry clump
With Menstrual Merlot
and
by Vince Vaughn Go of With the flow
Politics are strange.
Do communists eat blue cheese?
Or just processed slime?
by Red white and blue cheese forever!
Remember those jokes?
Lil Johnny Fuckerfaster
Well, they're still funny
by Drunk of Barstool
Labron James spokesman!
For the Communist killers
Cloaking their actions-
Misinformed idiots
Grovel at the Chicoms feet
Spout their party line!
They will learn later
Chinese Communists- racist
To the ninth power
To late we own you.
Just like brain dead Hollywood
Your @$$ is ours.
by Kong Ming of Third Kingdom
Sandy Duncan's corpse
Defiled in a field of wheat
Incoming hard on!
by Snacker of Follow the moans
That cocktail party
I saw you unzip your pants
And fuck the warm brie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
My God, your cunt's tight.
Oh, sorry, that's your nostril.
Well, I'm not stopping.
Now I need a snack.
Someone pass the blue cheese please.
Triscuits or Wheat Thins?
by Why not both!
Ommmm Gorgonzola,
Danish, Roquefort, Cabrales,
and Stilton cheese ommmmm.....
by Tantric curds! of Can't trick turds!
Chop off your penis.
Tie it onto a long string.
Swing it at people.
by The First Church of Blue Cheese. of Without a penis, you'll have more time to devote to blue cheese!
Grilled blue cheese sandwich.
Blue cheese with an apple slice.
Chocolate blue cheese.
by BCD of All hail the mold veins!
God I love blue cheese.
I'd suck off President Trump
for a quarter pound.
Blue cheese on burgers.
Blue cheese with my spicy wing.
Blue cheese on ice cream.
I can orgasm
just thinking about blue cheese.
Taste my tangy spunk!
by Baby Carrot Dick of Newark, NJ
I know that I have
a baby carrot penis
and Ranch dressing spooge.
by Dip do wop a dip blam boom. of Blue Cheese Forever!
Bite them, Bad Haiku!
Yes, bite and tear with your claws!
Good Haiku. Sit, boy.
by Training Attack Haiku
Why does God hate me?
Got a baby carrot dick
The sheep laugh at it
by Phil Lush
God's love for you shows
in how large your penis is.
So he hates poets!
by Ron Jeremy fan club.
God bless 'Murica!
Dem damn Chinee derkerjer!
(South Park - took our jobs.)
by Redneck in training.
Nationalism.
Nationalism and more
nationalism.
by God ordained the Nations of the World
Tinkling midnight stream
Radioactive urine
Fukashima glow
by Drunk of Undisclosed
Late at night I rise
and stagger to the bathroom:
pissing bright moonlight.
by Elation of Urination
I am the Devil.
And I'm here to do His work.
--Otis Firefly
by Sit on a potato pan otis. of Nowhere near a potato pan.
Must have been nitrous
That opened your brain portal
To Lucifer's light.
by DF critical intervention
I did much nitrous
When the Dead rolled through Denver
Back in the 90s
Five bucks a balloon
Wonder if I could have died
Oh well, too late now.
From what I recall
Those were super awesome time's
Tough to remember
by Phil Lesh
Love the hippie chicks
But not so much the crab lice
Gotta be careful
by Phil Lesh
Nitrous Oxide bliss:
If I could just remember
What I thought I knew.
by Whip-Hits of Whip It Good
Oh, when I saw the dead I was traveling w/a friend selling N2O balloons. Good times. More laughs than The Joker.
by Darth Figpucker again.
Saw the Dead quite a few times from 93 to 95. Wish I'd have caught the last show, but I was doing other hippie stuff. Honestly, the music is dull and uninspiring to me. But the drugs... oh, the drugs. And stinky hairy hippie chicks. The hippie food is pretty good too, but that's just me. Beans and rice and veggies and whole grains and yogurt and crap like that. Oh, I just saw something funny... A T-shirt w/ Kim Kardashian's face on the Human-Centipad. Look for it on Wish.com. Search "Kardashian Centipede". I really need to get one. My testicles are singing again. Hendrix tunes this time. Hard to concentrate on my work when they do that. What's the difference b/w a dead math teacher laying in the road and a dead art teacher laying in the road? There are skid marks in front of the art teacher.
by df
Just a box of rain
You are the eyes of the world
And more trippy thoughts.
by That was YOU at Anaheim '74 ?
I don't tickle pigs.
I brutally rape the swine.
That's what pigs deserve.
So just remember,
if you eat a ham sandwich,
that might be my kid.
Vulgar poetry
will flood your brain, thoughts, and soul.
There's no cure for it.
by df of Hillshire and Hormel supply truck
Found a box of rain.
Had a bunch of mosquitoes.
I dumped it all out.
by Fucking hippies.
Jerry Garcia
Played guitar, did lots of drugs
met an early death
Such a sad story
There is a lesson there kids....
Do not play guitar
by Phil Lesh
Hey Darth Pigtickler!
We've got you surrounded - come
Out with your hands up!
by Haiku Police
Jesus vagina.
It bled 5 days for your sins.
Fish yeast bread wine belch.
by Drunken pooit.
Dead-zone poetry.
Sad words from sad lost people.
There's nothing better.
by Of Of Of Of of Of
Queue the song "Jumper"
Third Eye Blind - unironic
Still kind of funny
by Ghost
Splendid caretaker
But you took great care of me
Until you didn't
by Ledge of Kentucky
Lily Boo listen
Everyone else has judged me
Sentence loneliness
by Ledge of Kentucky
Soccer seasons done
Early demise no bother
My heart can't take it
by Ledge of Kentucky
Captured down in verse
Committed to this affair?
Lovers never win
by Ledge of Kentucky
Red stained memories
Do you even think of me?
Yeah ~ every third thing
by Ledge of Kentucky
Roastbeef meat curtains
Like engorged hog labia
Pass the horseradish
by Darth Figpucker of Dung Pile