Queue the song "Jumper"
Third Eye Blind - unironic
Still kind of funny
by Ghost
Splendid caretaker
But you took great care of me
Until you didn't
by Ledge of Kentucky
Lily Boo listen
Everyone else has judged me
Sentence loneliness
by Ledge of Kentucky
Soccer seasons done
Early demise no bother
My heart can't take it
by Ledge of Kentucky
Captured down in verse
Committed to this affair?
Lovers never win
by Ledge of Kentucky
Red stained memories
Do you even think of me?
Yeah ~ every third thing
by Ledge of Kentucky
Roastbeef meat curtains
Like engorged hog labia
Pass the horseradish
by Darth Figpucker of Dung Pile
How many boogers
To make a real booger farm?
Start with booger seeds?
by Future Booger Farmer of Out standing in his field
Lebron James Genius!
Says people need education
Before they comment
James got through high school
But can't find Hong Kong on a map.
Can't make this chit up!
by General Dai Li of Western paradise
Texas loves Prez. TRUMP!
He rides for the brand USA!
Democrat dolts don't!
by Frank Hamer of Old Austin Tejas
Trump's trip to Dallas
Ended so much better than
John F. Kennedy's
by It Had To Be Said
Trump said following
Jerusalem = Capital
State of Israel
by He MUST Be Hitler of Sarcasm
But seriously,
God is hearing all those prayers
For Cheeto-Hitler!
by Intercession of the Faithful
Little Miss Nuthin
Sat on her muffin, eating
Curds the Kurdish way.
by Zat Minz Wiz Fingerz
Y'all don't diss ma girl.
She down wif Harvard Law School.
She a Indian too!
by Rabbit Warren of the Damned
Lizabeth Warren
Break dancing to rap music
She's black woman now
by Her Name is Pronounced "Elizabef"
Fake News has emerged
From its corporate cocoon
As Very Fake News
by ABC News of Kentucky Gun Show/Turkey
Much bad news today
Seems to have you all worked up
"Triggered"....as you say.
by Impeaching the Kurdish
Self identify
As attack helicopter
Sipping soy latte
by Autistic Millenial of getting my flu shot in a che guevara shirt
Che in the Bardo:
Demon-Buddhas singe his beard...
he screams for mama!
by Asthma of Argentina
As for the Kommies,
they've morphed into something else:
genderqueer zombies
by Definition of Gender
When your ass parted
I caught a glimpse of your god:
source of your Haiku.
by Excremeditation of the Extraordinarily Vile
Comrades! I reformed
Since I am dead and in hell
Hell same as Cuba
Don't be a dumb @$$
Stay away from Commies!
Don't vote for Bolshies!
by Dead Che of Communist Bardo
Communist Clown show
New Democrat red weirdos!
Like 7th graders-
Everything is free!
Gimme dats will rule the world!
Vote for Communist Clown rule!!
by Dead Che of Communist Bardo
God does not love us.
If he did, he'd shit elsewhere.
Rather than on us.
by Anonymous Poet
Hit by a white shard.
Porcelain shrapnel in eye.
Blinded by God's fart.
by Now I smell like holy shit.
When God was shitting
he made an enormous fart;
destroyed the toilet.
by The porcelain throne was thrown.
My penis is small.
I mean really minuscule.
Say, microscopic.
by And that's why I write poetry. of Underneath God's porcelain throne.
My penis is small.
I mean really minuscule.
Say, microscopic.
by And that's why I write poetry. of Underneath God's porcelain throne.
When the clouds parted
I got a sneak peek at God
He was on the can
by Noticer of Details of Looking up
It does not matter.
It's just a world of zombies.
Sooner or later.
by Anonymous Poet
Lebum James
Dunce Communist Prog. lackey
Hates the USA
Concentration camps
And harvest human organs
James don't give a damn.
Quick get the money!
And sell out the brave Honkies
Giant jive @ss clown-!
by Tony Poe of Lucy's Tiger Den
Otis Firefly.
Perfect Halloween costume.
Can I pull it off?
by Darth Figpucker
If you've never thought
of cooking children in stew,
you're no friend of mine.
Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!
by Which witch with an itch? of Hansel and Gretel were just a snack.
Shut up shut up hoe
One more time and ill pop you
Shut up shut up bitch
by Line of lines
Trump is a tweeker
John Bolton is a leaker
So funny to watch
by Anonymous Poet
You need HIV.
It's a great way to lose weight.
Watch those pounds melt off.
by Anonymous Poet
Pro masturbation
That's the only thing I'll do
'Cause pro fucking sucks
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Procrastination.
That's the only thing this is.
When work fucking sucks.
by blah blah blah fucking blah
Twelve looks like eighteen.
Twenty looks like a fat cow.
Growth hormone beef franks.
by Mooooooooooooo. of How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
I have two large cunts
on the bottoms of my feet.
Pussyfooters rule!
by Pardon the snail trails.
That's my daughter now.
Sunday dinners are awesome.
Potluck southern food.
by Proud father: rehearsals. of She never misses her line.
If you continue
As a piece of shit that will
Be your daughter soon
So many reasons
To be a good role model
You can start today
by Ghost of I See You
The best pornos are
eight black men, one fat white girl.
So many reasons.
by Anonymous Poet
Terrific is best
maker of poems ever
Sooooooooo fascinating
by Sarcasm
Only drone noticed
Is the drone of your Haiku
Putting me to sleep.
by Terrific Soporific of Poetry
That government drone
Hovering near your window
Have you noticed it?
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
No one would expect
Someone with such a huge ass
Could outrun a train
by Blood of On the tracks
Four pieces French toast,
eight bacon strips, lemonade.
The fat woman belched.
Was it an earthquake?
Baritone eructation.
Startling gut horn.
by Anonymous Poet
You will fight the train....
And you will kick much train ass
Show 'em who's in charge
by Ann Nonymous
