BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
6 Days
and
66434 Haikus
later...
You will fight the train....
And you will kick much train ass
Show 'em who's in charge
Haiku #66173, by Ann Nonymous
October 11, 2019 5:24 pm ET

Flattened by the train
Something to look forward to
See, there's always hope
Haiku #66172, by Someone you know of Wrong side of the tracks
October 11, 2019 4:58 pm ET

Umlaut breaks Haiku
My work now forever gone!
Tilde "A" remains.
Haiku #66171, by Wang Lowfan of Kalistan
October 11, 2019 11:58 am ET

Man-Tank of Hong Kong
Part machine, part Ã
Haiku #66170, by Wang Lowfan of Kalistan
October 11, 2019 11:54 am ET

Serrated Knife
Like Lemongrass Bordering
An Infant's Cradle
Haiku #66169, by Who Do of Smegmoo
October 11, 2019 11:46 am ET

The Hong Kong Tank Men
Dare to fight to against evil
As the world watches....
Haiku #66168, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 11, 2019 8:02 am ET

Hollywood venal
Communist boot licker's
Bow down to money!
Haiku #66167, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 11, 2019 7:55 am ET

NBA Chicoms!
Be sure to keep your mouths shut
And master happy!
Haiku #66166, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 11, 2019 7:53 am ET

Drink coffee all day
Then can' sleep a wink at night
Damn caffeine junkie!
Haiku #66165, by Walt Tripp of Hogs Back Woods
October 11, 2019 7:46 am ET

The Great Pig Escape
Oinking from all directions
God damn foolishness
Haiku #66164, by Sausage dink of Undisclosed
October 10, 2019 10:27 pm ET

A lifetime of this
Waiting for the end of life
Thank you for your time
Haiku #66163, by Nobody of In particular
October 10, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Contemplating it
Since the day after Woodstock
Lentil flatulence
Haiku #66162, by Al Gassedup of Nowhere near a restroom
October 10, 2019 9:59 pm ET

Braided nostril hairs.
Silly old millenials.
Too lazy to pluck.

Wannabe hippies.
Nostril dreadlock mucus drips.
Nasal honey pot.

And the chicks dig it.
One on either side of him.
Nibbling the strands.
Haiku #66161, by Burning Man of Dying of thirst in the dessert. Oh, wait, here's a beer. Only $20? Okay!
October 10, 2019 9:27 pm ET

Burgers make you fat.
Chick-Fil-Et is anti-gay.
Instead, eat tacos.
Haiku #66160, by Anonymous Poet
October 10, 2019 8:17 pm ET

Furry pussy cat
Purring like a house on fire
When she has been fed.
Haiku #66159, by My Kitty Likes Purina
October 10, 2019 11:38 am ET

Flappy pussy skin
Swaying like a pendulum
When she's excited
Haiku #66158, by Sittin on the cock of The bay
October 10, 2019 2:24 am ET

I dare say, Vicar:
Quite a lovely toast-rack there
She's spot-on, brilliant.
Haiku #66157, by Sir James Saville of Anglo-Saxon Necrophilia
October 9, 2019 1:30 pm ET

I'm a drop lyrikz:
drop them right ON you white ass
(since I too am white).
Haiku #66156, by Da Haiku Pimp of Street Kredz
October 9, 2019 1:20 pm ET

One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse
Haiku #66155, by Divorced of Coffee Break
October 9, 2019 1:04 am ET

Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned
Haiku #66154, by Beach Bum of Beach
October 8, 2019 10:04 pm ET

Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered
Haiku #66153, by Heap Big Medicine of Great Spirit
October 8, 2019 8:38 pm ET

I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.
Haiku #66152, by Trump is a frump.
October 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET

bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump

I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
Haiku #66151, by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
October 8, 2019 7:29 pm ET

Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
Haiku #66150, by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
October 8, 2019 10:54 am ET

White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
Haiku #66149, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2019 7:19 am ET

President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is
Haiku #66148, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2019 7:16 am ET

Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.
Haiku #66147, by Marcus Garvey's Secretary
October 7, 2019 3:09 pm ET

Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!
Haiku #66146, by Friendly neighborhood homie.
October 7, 2019 8:58 am ET

I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
Haiku #66145, by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
October 6, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku #66144, by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET

Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku #66143, by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET

Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku #66142, by Anonymous Poet
October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET

Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR
Haiku #66141, by Eat my Theology
October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET

Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku #66140, by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET

I lead the pigeons to the fag
of the Divided States of Africa.
And to the re-private for which it sits,
two nations, over God, invisible,
with puberty and just ice for Paul.
Haiku #66139, by Every day in school.
October 6, 2019 5:22 am ET

Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku #66138, by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET

Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku #66137, by Gay Ass of Anarchville
October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET

Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku #66136, by Youngster of Black Eye
October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET

Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku #66135, by Seth Rich of Arkancided
October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET

Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku #66134, by Anonymous Poet
October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET

Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku #66133, by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET

Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku #66132, by Oh Wao
October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET

My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku #66131, by Satori of Fist
October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET

It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku #66130, by Left of Box above Name
October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku #66129, by X-Lax of The bowl
October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET

To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku #66128, by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku #66127, by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET

Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku #66126, by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku #66125, by Richard Jewell of Down south
October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET

PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku #66124, by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET