Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Furry pussy cat
Purring like a house on fire
When she has been fed.
Haiku # 66159, October 10, 2019 11:38 am ET
by My Kitty Likes Purina
Flappy pussy skin
Swaying like a pendulum
When she's excited
Haiku # 66158, October 10, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Sittin on the cock of The bay
I dare say, Vicar:
Quite a lovely toast-rack there
She's spot-on, brilliant.
Haiku # 66157, October 9, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Sir James Saville of Anglo-Saxon Necrophilia
I'm a drop lyrikz:
drop them right ON you white ass
(since I too am white).
Haiku # 66156, October 9, 2019 1:20 pm ET
by Da Haiku Pimp of Street Kredz
One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse
Haiku # 66155, October 9, 2019 1:04 am ET
by Divorced of Coffee Break
Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned
Haiku # 66154, October 8, 2019 10:04 pm ET
by Beach Bum of Beach
Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered
Haiku # 66153, October 8, 2019 8:38 pm ET
by Heap Big Medicine of Great Spirit
I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.
Haiku # 66152, October 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET
by Trump is a frump.
bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump

I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
Haiku # 66151, October 8, 2019 7:29 pm ET
by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
Haiku # 66150, October 8, 2019 10:54 am ET
by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
Haiku # 66149, October 8, 2019 7:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is
Haiku # 66148, October 8, 2019 7:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.
Haiku # 66147, October 7, 2019 3:09 pm ET
by Marcus Garvey's Secretary
Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!
Haiku # 66146, October 7, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Friendly neighborhood homie.
I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
Haiku # 66145, October 6, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku # 66144, October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku # 66143, October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET
by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku # 66142, October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR
Haiku # 66141, October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Eat my Theology
Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku # 66140, October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku # 66138, October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET
by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku # 66137, October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET
by Gay Ass of Anarchville
Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku # 66136, October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET
by Youngster of Black Eye
Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku # 66135, October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Seth Rich of Arkancided
Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku # 66134, October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku # 66133, October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET
by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku # 66132, October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Oh Wao
My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku # 66131, October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET
by Satori of Fist
It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku # 66130, October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Left of Box above Name
Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku # 66129, October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by X-Lax of The bowl
To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku # 66128, October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku # 66127, October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku # 66126, October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku # 66125, October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Richard Jewell of Down south
PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku # 66124, October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET
by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
Haiku # 66123, October 3, 2019 11:04 am ET
by SImple Demographics of Nation
Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
Haiku # 66122, October 3, 2019 11:01 am ET
by Follies of Feminanity
Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
Haiku # 66121, October 3, 2019 10:52 am ET
by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
Haiku # 66120, October 3, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Nymphy Huang of No
Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
Haiku # 66119, October 3, 2019 6:50 am ET
by LMAO
"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
Haiku # 66118, October 3, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
Haiku # 66117, October 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
Haiku # 66116, October 2, 2019 8:26 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku # 66115, October 2, 2019 8:06 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku # 66114, October 2, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
Haiku # 66113, October 2, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by Line of lines
They ask â
Haiku # 66112, October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Line of lines
Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku # 66111, October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET
by Discerner of Haiku
Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku # 66110, October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku # 66109, October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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