BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
Haiku #66113, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:35 pm ET

They ask â
Haiku #66112, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET

Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku #66111, by Discerner of Haiku
October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET

Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku #66110, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET

I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku #66109, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET

When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
Haiku #66108, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:37 am ET

I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku #66107, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET

Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku #66106, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET

Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku #66105, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET

It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit it burn
Haiku #66104, by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku #66103, by Correctors of Hesperides
September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku #66102, by Apples of Hesperides
September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET

The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
Haiku #66101, by Greengrocer of Earth
September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET

Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku #66100, by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku
September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET

I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.
Haiku #66099, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET

Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
Haiku #66098, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET

Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big
Haiku #66097, by Au contraire of Behind binoculars
September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET

My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku #66096, by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard
September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET

Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
Haiku #66095, by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart
September 28, 2019 12:53 pm ET

Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Tequila takedown
Haiku #66094, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell
September 28, 2019 12:42 pm ET

Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Crazy delicious!
Haiku #66093, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit in Hellkdown
September 28, 2019 12:40 pm ET

Your Alopecia
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Quite literally
Haiku #66092, by Hairless Hairy of Bushville, TX
September 28, 2019 11:14 am ET

If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.
Haiku #66091, by February is the month of White Awareness
September 28, 2019 3:56 am ET

I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time
Haiku #66090, by Nobody of Nowhere
September 27, 2019 11:23 pm ET

I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism
Haiku #66089, by Line of lines
September 27, 2019 8:54 pm ET

In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Mortician Wanted
Haiku #66088, by Drunk of Barstool
September 27, 2019 7:06 pm ET

Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016
Haiku #66087, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
September 27, 2019 4:51 pm ET

My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.
Haiku #66086, by Fulfillment of Feline Felicity
September 27, 2019 3:59 pm ET

Longpig solution
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew
Haiku #66085, by E. Viction of Porch glider
September 27, 2019 2:48 pm ET

Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch
Haiku #66084, by Never to be seen again
September 27, 2019 12:15 pm ET

Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin
Haiku #66083, by How do I spend this shit???
September 27, 2019 9:46 am ET

smelly teenager
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude
Haiku #66082, by ash
September 27, 2019 8:29 am ET

Praise God ! A new day.
A Fine day to
the Dork Lard's vile spew.
Haiku #66081, by More of Dork, far less of Lard
September 27, 2019 7:54 am ET

Soggy cereal
Unexpected grizzly bear
Oh man, the wife's up.
Haiku #66080, by Drunk of Undisclosed
September 27, 2019 6:47 am ET

The hummingbird god of war:
Aztec tweety-bird.
Haiku #66079, by Return of Quetzalcoatl's Mother-in-Law
September 26, 2019 9:02 pm ET

Rambo number five
Killed the cartel sons of bitches
Full metal Aztec!
Haiku #66078, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
September 26, 2019 8:04 pm ET

Take that limp parsnip
To the limp parsnip section
They're expecting you
Haiku #66077, by Manager of Not quite right produce
September 26, 2019 5:58 pm ET

Departure from Zorg
Aliens don't wear undies
And they got green junk
Haiku #66076, by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
September 26, 2019 5:52 pm ET

Dork Lard. Hey! Dork Lard.
I'm talking right to YOU, girl.
YOU need more dork lard.
Haiku #66075, by Suet Grease of Bacon Drippings
September 26, 2019 4:57 pm ET

How do I get paid
For this fucking masterpiece?
Gimme some bitcoin
Haiku #66074, by Anonymous Poet
September 26, 2019 1:33 pm ET

Sasquatch hunters ask
Does Bigfoot crap in the woods?
Photo all blurry
Haiku #66073, by Uncle Morty of Rhode Island
September 26, 2019 12:18 pm ET

How about "Dork Lard"
As in "Dork Lard Figpucker"?
Could be your new name.
Haiku #66072, by Boutros Boutros Ghali of Where's Wally?
September 26, 2019 11:51 am ET

After submission
I counted the syllables
There were too many
Haiku #66071, by Sorry
September 26, 2019 11:21 am ET

You know what's more fun
Than an ejaculating shit?
A fecal cumshot
Haiku #66070, by Best of Both worlds
September 26, 2019 11:04 am ET

turbulent sea waves
washes my feet, then recedes . . .
I remember him.
Haiku #66069, by Sunita Sahoo of Odisha, India
September 26, 2019 8:49 am ET

Yes I think we should
Be paid for the poems here
Especially me
Haiku #66068, by Underpaid of Under the overpass
September 26, 2019 2:40 am ET

It took a few years
But I finally finished
Growing this mustache
Haiku #66067, by The all new Daryl Hall of Been out of touch
September 25, 2019 8:32 pm ET

Fall makes me crazy
A seasonal adjustment
I'm out of my gourd
Haiku #66066, by Trudging along of PNW
September 25, 2019 6:13 pm ET

Whatever you do,
Don't be an ignoramus,
Unless in poems.
Haiku #66065, by Darth FonkeyMister of But it's pronounced FunkyMister.... should I spell if FunkyMister?
September 25, 2019 4:10 pm ET

Beyond Figpucker
Poetry without cuss words
Cannibal free zone
Haiku #66064, by Edgar Allan Poem of Creepville
September 25, 2019 2:23 pm ET