I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.

When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.

I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.

Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.

Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin

It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.

The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce

Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.

I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.

Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
mysteriously.

Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big

My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite

Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!

Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Tequila takedown

Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Crazy delicious!

Your Alopecia
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Quite literally

If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.

I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time

I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism

In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Mortician Wanted

Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016

My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.

Longpig solution
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew

Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch

Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin

smelly teenager
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude

Praise God ! A new day.
A Fine day to read more of
the Dork Lard's vile spew.

Soggy cereal
Unexpected grizzly bear
Oh man, the wife's up.

Huitzilopochtli
The hummingbird god of war:
Aztec tweety-bird.

Rambo number five
Killed the cartel sons of bitches
Full metal Aztec!

Take that limp parsnip
To the limp parsnip section
They're expecting you

Departure from Zorg
Aliens don't wear undies
And they got green junk

Dork Lard. Hey! Dork Lard.
I'm talking right to YOU, girl.
YOU need more dork lard.

How do I get paid
For this fucking masterpiece?
Gimme some bitcoin

Sasquatch hunters ask
Does Bigfoot crap in the woods?
Photo all blurry

How about "Dork Lard"
As in "Dork Lard Figpucker"?
Could be your new name.

After submission
I counted the syllables
There were too many

You know what's more fun
Than an ejaculating shit?
A fecal cumshot

turbulent sea waves
washes my feet, then recedes . . .
I remember him.

Yes I think we should
Be paid for the poems here
Especially me

It took a few years
But I finally finished
Growing this mustache

Fall makes me crazy
A seasonal adjustment
I'm out of my gourd

Whatever you do,
Don't be an ignoramus,
Unless in poems.

Beyond Figpucker
Poetry without cuss words
Cannibal free zone

Beyond Figpucker
Poetry without cuss words
Cannibal free zone

Beyond Furburgers
Let's plant chia seed gardens
Where the sun don't shine

Spin! Land on bankrupt.
Wheel is a harsh mistress.
Vanna never speaks.

Infectious disease
Carried by a gentle breeze
Azmodius, sneeze!