Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku #66106, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku #66105, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn
Haiku #66104, by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back? October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku #66103, by Correctors of Hesperides September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku #66102, by Apples of Hesperides September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Haiku #66101, by Greengrocer of Earth September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET
Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku #66100, by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.
So, I guess you're right.
Haiku #66099, by Anonymous Poet September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET
Mindless monsters may
Haiku #66098, by Anonymous Poet September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET
Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Haiku #66097, by Au contraire of Behind binoculars September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET
My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku #66096, by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET
Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
Haiku #66095, by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart September 28, 2019 12:53 pm ET
Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Haiku #66094, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell September 28, 2019 12:42 pm ET
Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Haiku #66093, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit in Hellkdown September 28, 2019 12:40 pm ET
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Haiku #66092, by Hairless Hairy of Bushville, TX September 28, 2019 11:14 am ET
If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.
Haiku #66091, by February is the month of White Awareness September 28, 2019 3:56 am ET
I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time
Haiku #66090, by Nobody of Nowhere September 27, 2019 11:23 pm ET
I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism
Haiku #66089, by Line of lines September 27, 2019 8:54 pm ET
In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Haiku #66088, by Drunk of Barstool September 27, 2019 7:06 pm ET
Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016
Haiku #66087, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed September 27, 2019 4:51 pm ET
My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.
Haiku #66086, by Fulfillment of Feline Felicity September 27, 2019 3:59 pm ET
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew
Haiku #66085, by E. Viction of Porch glider September 27, 2019 2:48 pm ET
Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch
Haiku #66084, by Never to be seen again September 27, 2019 12:15 pm ET
Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin
Haiku #66083, by How do I spend this shit??? September 27, 2019 9:46 am ET
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude