Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #66099
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.
Haiku #66099
Posted: September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet