Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

They ask â
Haiku # 66112, October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Line of lines
Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku # 66111, October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET
by Discerner of Haiku
Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku # 66110, October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku # 66109, October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
Haiku # 66108, October 2, 2019 4:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku # 66107, October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku # 66106, October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku # 66105, October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit it burn
Haiku # 66104, October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku # 66103, September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by Correctors of Hesperides
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku # 66102, September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET
by Apples of Hesperides
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
Haiku # 66101, September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Greengrocer of Earth
Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku # 66100, September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.
Haiku # 66099, September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
Haiku # 66098, September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big
Haiku # 66097, September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET
by Au contraire of Behind binoculars
My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku # 66096, September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard
Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
Haiku # 66095, September 28, 2019 12:53 pm ET
by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart
Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Tequila takedown
Haiku # 66094, September 28, 2019 12:42 pm ET
by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell
Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Crazy delicious!
Haiku # 66093, September 28, 2019 12:40 pm ET
by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit in Hellkdown
Your Alopecia
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Quite literally
Haiku # 66092, September 28, 2019 11:14 am ET
by Hairless Hairy of Bushville, TX
If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.
Haiku # 66091, September 28, 2019 3:56 am ET
by February is the month of White Awareness
I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time
Haiku # 66090, September 27, 2019 11:23 pm ET
by Nobody of Nowhere
I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism
Haiku # 66089, September 27, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by Line of lines
In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Mortician Wanted
Haiku # 66088, September 27, 2019 7:06 pm ET
by Drunk of Barstool
Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016
Haiku # 66087, September 27, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.
Haiku # 66086, September 27, 2019 3:59 pm ET
by Fulfillment of Feline Felicity
Longpig solution
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew
Haiku # 66085, September 27, 2019 2:48 pm ET
by E. Viction of Porch glider
Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch
Haiku # 66084, September 27, 2019 12:15 pm ET
by Never to be seen again
Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin
Haiku # 66083, September 27, 2019 9:46 am ET
by How do I spend this shit???
smelly teenager
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude
Haiku # 66082, September 27, 2019 8:29 am ET
by ash
Praise God ! A new day.
A Fine day to
the Dork Lard's vile spew.
Haiku # 66081, September 27, 2019 7:54 am ET
by More of Dork, far less of Lard
Soggy cereal
Unexpected grizzly bear
Oh man, the wife's up.
Haiku # 66080, September 27, 2019 6:47 am ET
by Drunk of Undisclosed
The hummingbird god of war:
Aztec tweety-bird.
Haiku # 66079, September 26, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Return of Quetzalcoatl's Mother-in-Law
Rambo number five
Killed the cartel sons of bitches
Full metal Aztec!
Haiku # 66078, September 26, 2019 8:04 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Take that limp parsnip
To the limp parsnip section
They're expecting you
Haiku # 66077, September 26, 2019 5:58 pm ET
by Manager of Not quite right produce
Departure from Zorg
Aliens don't wear undies
And they got green junk
Haiku # 66076, September 26, 2019 5:52 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
Dork Lard. Hey! Dork Lard.
I'm talking right to YOU, girl.
YOU need more dork lard.
Haiku # 66075, September 26, 2019 4:57 pm ET
by Suet Grease of Bacon Drippings
How do I get paid
For this fucking masterpiece?
Gimme some bitcoin
Haiku # 66074, September 26, 2019 1:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sasquatch hunters ask
Does Bigfoot crap in the woods?
Photo all blurry
Haiku # 66073, September 26, 2019 12:18 pm ET
by Uncle Morty of Rhode Island
How about "Dork Lard"
As in "Dork Lard Figpucker"?
Could be your new name.
Haiku # 66072, September 26, 2019 11:51 am ET
by Boutros Boutros Ghali of Where's Wally?
After submission
I counted the syllables
There were too many
Haiku # 66071, September 26, 2019 11:21 am ET
by Sorry
You know what's more fun
Than an ejaculating shit?
A fecal cumshot
Haiku # 66070, September 26, 2019 11:04 am ET
by Best of Both worlds
turbulent sea waves
washes my feet, then recedes . . .
I remember him.
Haiku # 66069, September 26, 2019 8:49 am ET
by Sunita Sahoo of Odisha, India
Yes I think we should
Be paid for the poems here
Especially me
Haiku # 66068, September 26, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Underpaid of Under the overpass
It took a few years
But I finally finished
Growing this mustache
Haiku # 66067, September 25, 2019 8:32 pm ET
by The all new Daryl Hall of Been out of touch
Fall makes me crazy
A seasonal adjustment
I'm out of my gourd
Haiku # 66066, September 25, 2019 6:13 pm ET
by Trudging along of PNW
Whatever you do,
Don't be an ignoramus,
Unless in poems.
Haiku # 66065, September 25, 2019 4:10 pm ET
by Darth FonkeyMister of But it's pronounced FunkyMister.... should I spell if FunkyMister?
Beyond Figpucker
Poetry without cuss words
Cannibal free zone
Haiku # 66064, September 25, 2019 2:23 pm ET
by Edgar Allan Poem of Creepville
Beyond Figpucker
Poetry without cuss words
Cannibal free zone
Haiku # 66063, September 25, 2019 2:22 pm ET
by Edgar Allan Poem of Creepville
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