I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them
To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades
Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku #66107, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET
Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku #66106, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku #66105, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn
Haiku #66104, by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back? October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku #66103, by Correctors of Hesperides September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku #66102, by Apples of Hesperides September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Haiku #66101, by Greengrocer of Earth September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET
Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku #66100, by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.
So, I guess you're right.
Haiku #66099, by Anonymous Poet September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET
Mindless monsters may
Haiku #66098, by Anonymous Poet September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET
Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Haiku #66097, by Au contraire of Behind binoculars September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET
My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku #66096, by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET
Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
Haiku #66095, by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart September 28, 2019 12:53 pm ET
Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Haiku #66094, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell September 28, 2019 12:42 pm ET
Cindy's snack was served
Beans on toast with maggot sauce
Haiku #66093, by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit in Hellkdown September 28, 2019 12:40 pm ET
Makes you smooth with the ladies
Haiku #66092, by Hairless Hairy of Bushville, TX September 28, 2019 11:14 am ET
If I was not white
I wouldn't need to start a
White student union.
Haiku #66091, by February is the month of White Awareness September 28, 2019 3:56 am ET
I rise at cock's crow
Then I do everything wrong
Thank you for your time
Haiku #66090, by Nobody of Nowhere September 27, 2019 11:23 pm ET
I rise for the flag
The pledge we hold so dearly
All hail communism
Haiku #66089, by Line of lines September 27, 2019 8:54 pm ET
In a room of farts
They found his motionless corpse
Haiku #66088, by Drunk of Barstool September 27, 2019 7:06 pm ET
Gas continues to move through your body after you die. Morticians commonly report situations where they are caught off guard by a big fart in a room full of only dead people.Mar 31, 2016
Haiku #66087, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed September 27, 2019 4:51 pm ET
My pussy's so big
I feed her two times a day.
And that makes her purr.
Haiku #66086, by Fulfillment of Feline Felicity September 27, 2019 3:59 pm ET
When your rent is overdue
Just make landlord stew
Haiku #66085, by E. Viction of Porch glider September 27, 2019 2:48 pm ET
Her pussy's so big
How big is it you may ask
I fell in the bitch
Haiku #66084, by Never to be seen again September 27, 2019 12:15 pm ET
Finally got paid
For my awesome bad haiku
It was all darthcoin
Haiku #66083, by How do I spend this shit??? September 27, 2019 9:46 am ET
it's like keeping a pet mouse
full of attitude