BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
345 Days
and
66264 Haikus
later...
I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
Haiku #66145, by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
October 6, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku #66144, by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET

Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku #66143, by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET

Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku #66142, by Anonymous Poet
October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET

Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR
Haiku #66141, by Eat my Theology
October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET

Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku #66140, by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET

I lead the pigeons to the fag
of the Divided States of Africa.
And to the re-private for which it sits,
two nations, over God, invisible,
with puberty and just ice for Paul.
Haiku #66139, by Every day in school.
October 6, 2019 5:22 am ET

Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku #66138, by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET

Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku #66137, by Gay Ass of Anarchville
October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET

Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku #66136, by Youngster of Black Eye
October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET

Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku #66135, by Seth Rich of Arkancided
October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET

Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku #66134, by Anonymous Poet
October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET

Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku #66133, by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET

Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku #66132, by Oh Wao
October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET

My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku #66131, by Satori of Fist
October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET

It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku #66130, by Left of Box above Name
October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku #66129, by X-Lax of The bowl
October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET

To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku #66128, by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku #66127, by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET

Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku #66126, by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku #66125, by Richard Jewell of Down south
October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET

PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku #66124, by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET

TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
Haiku #66123, by SImple Demographics of Nation
October 3, 2019 11:04 am ET

Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
Haiku #66122, by Follies of Feminanity
October 3, 2019 11:01 am ET

Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
Haiku #66121, by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
October 3, 2019 10:52 am ET

Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
Haiku #66120, by Nymphy Huang of No
October 3, 2019 10:11 am ET

Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
Haiku #66119, by LMAO
October 3, 2019 6:50 am ET

"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
Haiku #66118, by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
October 3, 2019 5:14 am ET

Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
Haiku #66117, by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
October 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET

The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
Haiku #66116, by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
October 2, 2019 8:26 pm ET

The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku #66115, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 8:06 pm ET

The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku #66114, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 8:01 pm ET

They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
Haiku #66113, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:35 pm ET

They ask â
Haiku #66112, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET

Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku #66111, by Discerner of Haiku
October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET

Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku #66110, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET

I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku #66109, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET

When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
Haiku #66108, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:37 am ET

I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku #66107, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET

Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku #66106, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET

Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku #66105, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET

It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn
Haiku #66104, by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku #66103, by Correctors of Hesperides
September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET

Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku #66102, by Apples of Hesperides
September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET

The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
Haiku #66101, by Greengrocer of Earth
September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET

Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku #66100, by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku
September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET

I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.
Haiku #66099, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET

Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
mysteriously.
Haiku #66098, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET

Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big
Haiku #66097, by Au contraire of Behind binoculars
September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET

My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku #66096, by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard
September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET