Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku # 66144, October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku # 66143, October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET
by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku # 66142, October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck tiny keyboard :

Haiku # 66141, October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Eat my Theology
Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku # 66140, October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku # 66138, October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET
by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku # 66137, October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET
by Gay Ass of Anarchville
Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku # 66136, October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET
by Youngster of Black Eye
Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku # 66135, October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Seth Rich of Arkancided
Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku # 66134, October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku # 66133, October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET
by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku # 66132, October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Oh Wao
My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku # 66131, October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET
by Satori of Fist
It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku # 66130, October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Left of Box above Name
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku # 66129, October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by X-Lax of The bowl
To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku # 66128, October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku # 66127, October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku # 66126, October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku # 66125, October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Richard Jewell of Down south
PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku # 66124, October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET
by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
Haiku # 66123, October 3, 2019 11:04 am ET
by SImple Demographics of Nation
Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
Haiku # 66122, October 3, 2019 11:01 am ET
by Follies of Feminanity
Haiku # 66121, October 3, 2019 10:52 am ET
by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
Haiku # 66120, October 3, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Nymphy Huang of No
Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
Haiku # 66119, October 3, 2019 6:50 am ET
"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
Haiku # 66118, October 3, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
Haiku # 66117, October 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
Haiku # 66116, October 2, 2019 8:26 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku # 66115, October 2, 2019 8:06 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku # 66114, October 2, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
Haiku # 66113, October 2, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by Line of lines
They ask â
Haiku # 66112, October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Line of lines
Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku # 66111, October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET
by Discerner of Haiku
Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku # 66110, October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku # 66109, October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
Haiku # 66108, October 2, 2019 4:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku # 66107, October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku # 66106, October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
Haiku # 66105, October 2, 2019 4:22 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit it burn
Haiku # 66104, October 1, 2019 11:44 pm ET
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
Haiku # 66103, September 30, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by Correctors of Hesperides
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
Haiku # 66102, September 30, 2019 10:25 am ET
by Apples of Hesperides
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
Haiku # 66101, September 30, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Greengrocer of Earth
Impeach my Haiku.
Go get your fake witnesses.
Just try it, suckers.
Haiku # 66100, September 30, 2019 9:10 am ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Haiku
I took my Osama Bin Laden Halloween mask into the happy ending massage parlor and I ask the girl to wear it and make goat noises while she gives me a massage and I'll pay her and extra 1000 pesos. She agreed. I got a full body massage and jack off from a massage girl pretending to be Osama Bin Laden pretending to be a goat.

So, I guess you're right.
Haiku # 66099, September 28, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mindless monsters may
mitigate masturbation
Haiku # 66098, September 28, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your wife never said
Any part of your body
Was..ahem..too big
Haiku # 66097, September 28, 2019 4:46 pm ET
by Au contraire of Behind binoculars
My toes are too big
My wife says it's the shoes
She's wrong. It's frostbite
Haiku # 66096, September 28, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Skeleton Man of The Boneyard
Jeff Goldblum is daddy
I wish he would adopt me
Best Father's Day ever!
Haiku # 66095, September 28, 2019 12:53 pm ET
by SilverFoxFiend of My Heart
Vomit passed my lips
Lava from a volcano
Tequila takedown
Haiku # 66094, September 28, 2019 12:42 pm ET
by Dandrianabooflesnarf of The Deepest Pit of Hell
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