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I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
by Anonymous Poet
President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is
by Anonymous Poet
Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.
by Marcus Garvey's Secretary
Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!
by Friendly neighborhood homie.
I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
Fun Fact:
The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck tiny keyboard :
carpenteR
by Eat my Theology
Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
by Gay Ass of Anarchville
Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
by Youngster of Black Eye
Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
by Seth Rich of Arkancided
Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
by Anonymous Poet
Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
by Oh Wao
My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
by Satori of Fist
It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
by Left of Box above Name
Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
by X-Lax of The bowl
To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
by Richard Jewell of Down south
PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
by SImple Demographics of Nation
Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
by Follies of Feminanity
Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
by Nymphy Huang of No
Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
by LMAO
"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'
While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people
Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.
You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here
Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.
Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.
You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here
Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.
Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
by Line of lines
They ask â
by Line of lines
Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
by Discerner of Haiku
Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
by Anonymous Poet
I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
by Anonymous Poet
When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
by Anonymous Poet
I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.
Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them
To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades
Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Impeach Trump? sure fools-
Stupid fooking Democrats,
You will lose agin
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
It seems nobody cares
I know I sure as he'll don't
Sit back....watch it burn
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruit hope so . . .
Will the mango? NO.
by Correctors of Hesperides
Impeach our Orange?
Bunch of impeared fruits, hope.
Will the mango? No.
by Apples of Hesperides
The Angry Orange
Sunkist in the spray tan booth
Defective Produce
by Greengrocer of Earth
