BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
345 Days
and
66264 Haikus
later...
One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse
Haiku #66155, by Divorced of Coffee Break
October 9, 2019 1:04 am ET

Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned
Haiku #66154, by Beach Bum of Beach
October 8, 2019 10:04 pm ET

Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered
Haiku #66153, by Heap Big Medicine of Great Spirit
October 8, 2019 8:38 pm ET

I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.
Haiku #66152, by Trump is a frump.
October 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET

bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump

I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
Haiku #66151, by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
October 8, 2019 7:29 pm ET

Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
Haiku #66150, by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
October 8, 2019 10:54 am ET

White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
Haiku #66149, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2019 7:19 am ET

President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is
Haiku #66148, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2019 7:16 am ET

Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.
Haiku #66147, by Marcus Garvey's Secretary
October 7, 2019 3:09 pm ET

Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!
Haiku #66146, by Friendly neighborhood homie.
October 7, 2019 8:58 am ET

I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
Haiku #66145, by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
October 6, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku #66144, by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET

Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku #66143, by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET

Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku #66142, by Anonymous Poet
October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET

Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR
Haiku #66141, by Eat my Theology
October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET

Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku #66140, by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET

I lead the pigeons to the fag
of the Divided States of Africa.
And to the re-private for which it sits,
two nations, over God, invisible,
with puberty and just ice for Paul.
Haiku #66139, by Every day in school.
October 6, 2019 5:22 am ET

Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku #66138, by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET

Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku #66137, by Gay Ass of Anarchville
October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET

Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku #66136, by Youngster of Black Eye
October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET

Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku #66135, by Seth Rich of Arkancided
October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET

Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku #66134, by Anonymous Poet
October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET

Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku #66133, by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET

Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku #66132, by Oh Wao
October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET

My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku #66131, by Satori of Fist
October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET

It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku #66130, by Left of Box above Name
October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku #66129, by X-Lax of The bowl
October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET

To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku #66128, by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku #66127, by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET

Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku #66126, by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET

Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku #66125, by Richard Jewell of Down south
October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET

PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku #66124, by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET

TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
Haiku #66123, by SImple Demographics of Nation
October 3, 2019 11:04 am ET

Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
Haiku #66122, by Follies of Feminanity
October 3, 2019 11:01 am ET

Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
Haiku #66121, by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
October 3, 2019 10:52 am ET

Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
Haiku #66120, by Nymphy Huang of No
October 3, 2019 10:11 am ET

Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
Haiku #66119, by LMAO
October 3, 2019 6:50 am ET

"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
Haiku #66118, by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
October 3, 2019 5:14 am ET

Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
Haiku #66117, by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
October 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET

The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
Haiku #66116, by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
October 2, 2019 8:26 pm ET

The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku #66115, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 8:06 pm ET

The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write the very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku #66114, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 8:01 pm ET

They ask who is Wong?
Vhs is Wong they say
But not how is Wong
Haiku #66113, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:35 pm ET

They ask â
Haiku #66112, by Line of lines
October 2, 2019 6:34 pm ET

Although you think so,
There's a stylistic difference.
Wong's not VHS.
Haiku #66111, by Discerner of Haiku
October 2, 2019 1:00 pm ET

Hey there mister Wong
We know you are VHS
Fooling nobody
Haiku #66110, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 12:57 pm ET

I am a communist.
Now give me all of your shit.
No, just the good shit.
Haiku #66109, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:38 am ET

When Trump rapes playing
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony:
A Clockwork Orange.
Haiku #66108, by Anonymous Poet
October 2, 2019 4:37 am ET

I pity the youngsters
who will live in Democrat
Workers paradise.

Yes in the future
They will gain socialist rule
no way to stop them

To many idiots
Want free stuff, dope and money
News for you comrades

Nothing is for free
And you will live in shit world
And cry to get out.
Haiku #66107, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:34 am ET

Biden the bagman
Will leave in about six hours
The checks in the mail.
Haiku #66106, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
October 2, 2019 4:24 am ET