Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Drink coffee all day
Then can' sleep a wink at night
Damn caffeine junkie!
Haiku # 66165, October 11, 2019 7:46 am ET
by Walt Tripp of Hogs Back Woods
The Great Pig Escape
Oinking from all directions
God damn foolishness
Haiku # 66164, October 10, 2019 10:27 pm ET
by Sausage dink of Undisclosed
A lifetime of this
Waiting for the end of life
Thank you for your time
Haiku # 66163, October 10, 2019 10:20 pm ET
by Nobody of In particular
Contemplating it
Since the day after Woodstock
Lentil flatulence
Haiku # 66162, October 10, 2019 9:59 pm ET
by Al Gassedup of Nowhere near a restroom
Braided nostril hairs.
Silly old millenials.
Too lazy to pluck.

Wannabe hippies.
Nostril dreadlock mucus drips.
Nasal honey pot.

And the chicks dig it.
One on either side of him.
Nibbling the strands.
Haiku # 66161, October 10, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Burning Man of Dying of thirst in the dessert. Oh, wait, here's a beer. Only $20? Okay!
Burgers make you fat.
Chick-Fil-Et is anti-gay.
Instead, eat tacos.
Haiku # 66160, October 10, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furry pussy cat
Purring like a house on fire
When she has been fed.
Haiku # 66159, October 10, 2019 11:38 am ET
by My Kitty Likes Purina
Flappy pussy skin
Swaying like a pendulum
When she's excited
Haiku # 66158, October 10, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Sittin on the cock of The bay
I dare say, Vicar:
Quite a lovely toast-rack there
She's spot-on, brilliant.
Haiku # 66157, October 9, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Sir James Saville of Anglo-Saxon Necrophilia
I'm a drop lyrikz:
drop them right ON you white ass
(since I too am white).
Haiku # 66156, October 9, 2019 1:20 pm ET
by Da Haiku Pimp of Street Kredz
One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse
Haiku # 66155, October 9, 2019 1:04 am ET
by Divorced of Coffee Break
Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned
Haiku # 66154, October 8, 2019 10:04 pm ET
by Beach Bum of Beach
Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered
Haiku # 66153, October 8, 2019 8:38 pm ET
by Heap Big Medicine of Great Spirit
I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.
Haiku # 66152, October 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET
by Trump is a frump.
bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump

I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
Haiku # 66151, October 8, 2019 7:29 pm ET
by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
Haiku # 66150, October 8, 2019 10:54 am ET
by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
Haiku # 66149, October 8, 2019 7:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is
Haiku # 66148, October 8, 2019 7:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.
Haiku # 66147, October 7, 2019 3:09 pm ET
by Marcus Garvey's Secretary
Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!
Haiku # 66146, October 7, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Friendly neighborhood homie.
I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!
Haiku # 66145, October 6, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Jesus, your Lord and Savior. of Preachin' it on the mountain!
Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.
Haiku # 66144, October 6, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by Booker T. Washington of Profanity
Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.
Haiku # 66143, October 6, 2019 5:42 pm ET
by Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior of ... but I ain't gonna die fo' yo' sins this time, bitches. Save yo' own damn sef! Damn crackas anyhow.
Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.
Haiku # 66142, October 6, 2019 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR
Haiku # 66141, October 6, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Eat my Theology
Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.
Haiku # 66140, October 6, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Loving Disciple of Fluffy White Lamb of God the Groovy Carpentet
Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.
Haiku # 66138, October 6, 2019 5:16 am ET
by Admit it, she would be awesome! of White House reality TV! Pay-per-view. No more deficit.
Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks
Haiku # 66137, October 5, 2019 11:53 am ET
by Gay Ass of Anarchville
Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again
Haiku # 66136, October 5, 2019 11:46 am ET
by Youngster of Black Eye
Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.
Haiku # 66135, October 4, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Seth Rich of Arkancided
Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.
Haiku # 66134, October 4, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!
Haiku # 66133, October 4, 2019 2:51 pm ET
by Hector's boy Flaco of Chillin in Parking Lot
Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes
Haiku # 66132, October 4, 2019 11:00 am ET
by Oh Wao
My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace
Haiku # 66131, October 3, 2019 8:58 pm ET
by Satori of Fist
It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.
Haiku # 66130, October 3, 2019 7:55 pm ET
by Left of Box above Name
Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.
Haiku # 66129, October 3, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by X-Lax of The bowl
To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?
Haiku # 66128, October 3, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Doc Kevorkian of Seatle
Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg
Haiku # 66127, October 3, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Angry Paleontologist of University of Utah
Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long
Haiku # 66126, October 3, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Child of Divorce of Splitsville
Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!
Haiku # 66125, October 3, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Richard Jewell of Down south
PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink
Haiku # 66124, October 3, 2019 11:28 am ET
by Willie's Wool Condoms of Hunstville
TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more
Haiku # 66123, October 3, 2019 11:04 am ET
by SImple Demographics of Nation
Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus
Haiku # 66122, October 3, 2019 11:01 am ET
by Follies of Feminanity
Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination
Haiku # 66121, October 3, 2019 10:52 am ET
by Oopsie Omar of St. Thomas' Emergency Center
Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.
Haiku # 66120, October 3, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Nymphy Huang of No
Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it
Haiku # 66119, October 3, 2019 6:50 am ET
by LMAO
"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"
Haiku # 66118, October 3, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Massive Murder of of Corrupt State
Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard
Haiku # 66117, October 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days
Haiku # 66116, October 2, 2019 8:26 pm ET
by Tony Poe of White Rose Bar
The original,
Wong Lofan, a old hermit-
Writes the worst haiku.

You cannot defeat
Have to suffer- to write poems
Of the worst kind here

Life experience-
School of hard knocks and defeats
That sharpen your wit.

Make it possible
To write very bad Haiku
And point out the truth.
Haiku # 66115, October 2, 2019 8:06 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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