NBA Chicoms!
Be sure to keep your mouths shut
And master happy!

Drink coffee all day
Then can' sleep a wink at night
Damn caffeine junkie!

The Great Pig Escape
Oinking from all directions
God damn foolishness

A lifetime of this
Waiting for the end of life
Thank you for your time

Contemplating it
Since the day after Woodstock
Lentil flatulence

Braided nostril hairs.
Silly old millenials.
Too lazy to pluck.

Wannabe hippies.
Nostril dreadlock mucus drips.
Nasal honey pot.

And the chicks dig it.
One on either side of him.
Nibbling the strands.

Burgers make you fat.
Chick-Fil-Et is anti-gay.
Instead, eat tacos.

Furry pussy cat
Purring like a house on fire
When she has been fed.

Flappy pussy skin
Swaying like a pendulum
When she's excited

I dare say, Vicar:
Quite a lovely toast-rack there
She's spot-on, brilliant.

I'm a drop lyrikz:
drop them right ON you white ass
(since I too am white).

One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse

Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned

Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered

I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.

bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump

I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.

Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.

White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet

President Mike Pence
Get used to saying that phrase
It is what it is

Y'all niggaz rayciss.
Be hatin on my boy TRUMP.
Straight-up rayciss. Damn.

Jesus done turnt Kool-Aid to Mad Dog.
I seened it wit my own eyes.
Turnt a tampon into a blunt.
Whole house fulla niggas got FUCKED up!
Dats da troof!

I ain't no cracka!
You cracka-ass prison bitch.
Bust you wide open!

Y'all aint no Jesus.
I'M Jesus, you bitch-ass ho.
Damn. Cracka-ass poet.

Carp and tar.
Scum fish and cigarettes.
Mad dog 20/20.

Fun Fact:

The Ancient Greek noun tekton is a common term for an artisan/craftsman, in particular a carpenter, wood-worker, mason, builder, teacher, or engineer.

Fuck tiny keyboard :

carpenteR

Antichrist filth: die.
Just lay down and die right now.
You will not be missed.

Kim Kardashian!
If she runs for president,
I will vote for her.

Your politics gay
Left wing and right wing gay
Homo Politricks

Dragon's breath reeking
War torn home desolation
Dad is drinking again

Are you kidding me?
HILLARY will run again?
Democrat Brain Death.

Oh, high and mighty
political fuzzy nuts
presidential putz.

Yo wussup Hector...
Check out ma new coche, meng.
Damn. It full of smoke!

Searching for advice
Inside a fortune cookie
Empty: speaks volumes

My Haiku, your face:
rearranging, leaves no trace
here in cyberspace

It's necessary.
Bad haiku's necessary.
Says so to the left.

Scatological
Maneuverability;
Spring rains bring mudslides.

To Child of Divorce:
The boat will rock in the storm,
Maybe kill yourself?

Tyrannosaurus
Had feathers bright and lovely
Eat my ass Spielberg

Ceasefire starts peacetime
The air is still and silent
The car ride is long

Impeach Trump Libtard's
Don't worry about doing- work!
Four more years baby!

PETA hates my guts
Have sex in blood soaked fur coats
Blessed be the mink

TRUMP twenty-twenty !
Sorry, neurotic bitches . . .
He's in for four more

Tits would tutor us;
Though they'd rather neuter us
with their uterus

Inebriated
Anesthesiologist;
Assassination

Grandiloquent, a
big ass word that means you should
shut the fuck up more.

Trumps a criminal
Republicans freaking out
Because they know it

"How dare you say that"
Say millions of skulls in graves.
"Communism's GREAT!"

Fat head-John Brennan
Voted for Commie- Gus Hall
In year 76'

While the Khmer Rouge
Murdered four million people,
-Innocent people

Bad actor Brennan
Is still a Communist tool-
Red rat fink bastard

The new CIA
"Communists In Action"- big change.
From the good old days