God does not love us.
If he did, he'd shit elsewhere.
Rather than on us.
by Anonymous Poet
Hit by a white shard.
Porcelain shrapnel in eye.
Blinded by God's fart.
by Now I smell like holy shit.
When God was shitting
he made an enormous fart;
destroyed the toilet.
by The porcelain throne was thrown.
My penis is small.
I mean really minuscule.
Say, microscopic.
by And that's why I write poetry. of Underneath God's porcelain throne.
My penis is small.
I mean really minuscule.
Say, microscopic.
by And that's why I write poetry. of Underneath God's porcelain throne.
When the clouds parted
I got a sneak peek at God
He was on the can
by Noticer of Details of Looking up
It does not matter.
It's just a world of zombies.
Sooner or later.
by Anonymous Poet
Lebum James
Dunce Communist Prog. lackey
Hates the USA
Concentration camps
And harvest human organs
James don't give a damn.
Quick get the money!
And sell out the brave Honkies
Giant jive @ss clown-!
by Tony Poe of Lucy's Tiger Den
Otis Firefly.
Perfect Halloween costume.
Can I pull it off?
by Darth Figpucker
If you've never thought
of cooking children in stew,
you're no friend of mine.
Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!
by Which witch with an itch? of Hansel and Gretel were just a snack.
Shut up shut up hoe
One more time and ill pop you
Shut up shut up bitch
by Line of lines
Trump is a tweeker
John Bolton is a leaker
So funny to watch
by Anonymous Poet
You need HIV.
It's a great way to lose weight.
Watch those pounds melt off.
by Anonymous Poet
Pro masturbation
That's the only thing I'll do
'Cause pro fucking sucks
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
Procrastination.
That's the only thing this is.
When work fucking sucks.
by blah blah blah fucking blah
Twelve looks like eighteen.
Twenty looks like a fat cow.
Growth hormone beef franks.
by Mooooooooooooo. of How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
I have two large cunts
on the bottoms of my feet.
Pussyfooters rule!
by Pardon the snail trails.
That's my daughter now.
Sunday dinners are awesome.
Potluck southern food.
by Proud father: rehearsals. of She never misses her line.
If you continue
As a piece of shit that will
Be your daughter soon
So many reasons
To be a good role model
You can start today
by Ghost of I See You
The best pornos are
eight black men, one fat white girl.
So many reasons.
by Anonymous Poet
Terrific is best
maker of poems ever
Sooooooooo fascinating
by Sarcasm
Only drone noticed
Is the drone of your Haiku
Putting me to sleep.
by Terrific Soporific of Poetry
That government drone
Hovering near your window
Have you noticed it?
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
No one would expect
Someone with such a huge ass
Could outrun a train
by Blood of On the tracks
Four pieces French toast,
eight bacon strips, lemonade.
The fat woman belched.
Was it an earthquake?
Baritone eructation.
Startling gut horn.
by Anonymous Poet
You will fight the train....
And you will kick much train ass
Show 'em who's in charge
by Ann Nonymous
Flattened by the train
Something to look forward to
See, there's always hope
by Someone you know of Wrong side of the tracks
Umlaut breaks Haiku
My work now forever gone!
Tilde "A" remains.
by Wang Lowfan of Kalistan
Man-Tank of Hong Kong
Part machine, part Ã
by Wang Lowfan of Kalistan
Serrated Knife
Like Lemongrass Bordering
An Infant's Cradle
by Who Do of Smegmoo
The Hong Kong Tank Men
Dare to fight to against evil
As the world watches....
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hollywood venal
Communist boot licker's
Bow down to money!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
NBA Chicoms!
Be sure to keep your mouths shut
And master happy!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Drink coffee all day
Then can' sleep a wink at night
Damn caffeine junkie!
by Walt Tripp of Hogs Back Woods
The Great Pig Escape
Oinking from all directions
God damn foolishness
by Sausage dink of Undisclosed
A lifetime of this
Waiting for the end of life
Thank you for your time
by Nobody of In particular
Contemplating it
Since the day after Woodstock
Lentil flatulence
by Al Gassedup of Nowhere near a restroom
Braided nostril hairs.
Silly old millenials.
Too lazy to pluck.
Wannabe hippies.
Nostril dreadlock mucus drips.
Nasal honey pot.
And the chicks dig it.
One on either side of him.
Nibbling the strands.
by Burning Man of Dying of thirst in the dessert. Oh, wait, here's a beer. Only $20? Okay!
Burgers make you fat.
Chick-Fil-Et is anti-gay.
Instead, eat tacos.
by Anonymous Poet
Furry pussy cat
Purring like a house on fire
When she has been fed.
by My Kitty Likes Purina
Flappy pussy skin
Swaying like a pendulum
When she's excited
by Sittin on the cock of The bay
I dare say, Vicar:
Quite a lovely toast-rack there
She's spot-on, brilliant.
by Sir James Saville of Anglo-Saxon Necrophilia
I'm a drop lyrikz:
drop them right ON you white ass
(since I too am white).
by Da Haiku Pimp of Street Kredz
One of the spouses
Likes to pee in the coffee
Of the other spouse
by Divorced of Coffee Break
Sand in the ass crack
Egg salad aftertaste
Brian Wilson is stoned
by Beach Bum of Beach
Ha ha. I caused you
To break the rules of Haiku.
Admit: you're triggered
by Heap Big Medicine of Great Spirit
I forgot thump.
There are others, but not so common.
Frump for example. A dull or unattractive woman.
by Trump is a frump.
bump chump clump dump grump hump jump lump mumps plump rump stump trump
I have the best words.
No one else has words like these.
High quality words.
by repubtard worshiping orange baboon of Legalize pussy grabbing now!
Yes! We took out Trump!
Wait...Pence is now the president?
Hmmmm . . . wait a second.
by Impulse-Driven Libtard of Low Information
White dude acting black
You are the new Al Jolson
Of the internet
by Anonymous Poet
